World Cup Rants And Bullshit

Backyard Studio Roll Call

Intro 0:11

From our humble backyard studio, this is the Almost Famous Radio Podcast with your host Jeffrey Jefferson. Let's go!

SPEAKER_03 0:23

And welcome to the Almost Famous Radio Podcast. I don't even know why I'm doing this fucking shit today. Look at that, Jason! The barbecue guy!

unknown 0:33

Woo!

SPEAKER_03 0:34

That's a wrecker! Hey! And we got Mike. Yeah, that guy. Not the cool Mike, the duck game Mike. The other guy. Alright. Going around the table. Check it on. What you got?

SPEAKER_01 0:49

A little uh for real. West Coast IPA.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

Caleb.

SPEAKER_01 0:53

Oh. Because I got it too, but Firestone Free?

SPEAKER_04 0:56

Sorry, I got Nankasi, Donna the Red, and Mike. I'm doing my diet drink right now. The claw surge. Claw surge. Surge it up, buddy.

SPEAKER_03 1:07

The blood orange. And guess what we got sitting in here? We got Katie. What's up, Katie?

unknown 1:12

Hi.

SPEAKER_03 1:13

She's got her white wine.

unknown 1:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

Stolen. It's yours now.

SPEAKER_04 1:20

It's yours now. All right. This is actually who knows what the fuck top. I'm sitting here and I still don't know what we're talking about. No. No. World Cup? You're talking about the ducks? Of course not.

SPEAKER_05 1:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

Yeah. Your boy, your boy El Dude ain't here, so yeah, you're kind of fucked on that. Okay. I've already shot my wad today, but I've I got more to go. Have you? Yeah, I do. Can you elaborate? For four minutes in a row, I probably can. Bam. Boom. And all you people listening, you do not understand that. It will come up again over and over four times in a row. Maybe not. Yeah, maybe not. Four by four. But Ricker is smiling his ass off right now. And that's why. He's a smiley boy. He is. That's it. He's happy. He's a happy guy. Yeah, I'm happy. Because you had to bring it up. I foresaw

World Cup Skepticism And Sports Fandom

SPEAKER_04 2:12

that. You had to bring it. Yeah, you foresaw something.

SPEAKER_03 2:15

I'm going to get this shit out of the way real quick. Yeah, let's explain. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Thank you, Jeffrey. Not what I'm talking about. I mean, I'm going to get the World Cup shit out of the way because I want to World Cup this shit because I don't care about care about the World Cup. I watched soccer way too much during this World Cup. And it and it validated every fucking thing I thought about soccer.

SPEAKER_04 2:40

Socks. What about you guys? Yeah, I mean, I didn't mind it, but I didn't. It was still it's like, okay, it's still a boring game. It was horrific. Yeah. Okay. What the fuck? But at least you know, you gotta give them some. Good question. The one part of it that you gotta give them some credit for is they can kick it. Yeah. They're freaking amazing athletes. They're good kickers. Oh. They're amazing athletes. What you got there, Mike? That's a stretch. Did you watch any of the games? They can run up and down court for a long time. You did?

SPEAKER_01 3:18

The pitch.

SPEAKER_04 3:19

I honestly think the best thing was the um when it got over? Is that the best thing?

SPEAKER_01 3:26

Well, that was the second best thing.

SPEAKER_04 3:28

We got our table back.

SPEAKER_01 3:29

But all the Europeans wanted to come to America and be Americanized. Yeah. And it was oh snap. When when when you heard John Denver, Take Me Home, Country Road.

SPEAKER_04 3:47

That was a way outplayed song, by the way. Oh but still, but it worked.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

I mean Did it seriously, they do the same thing when the NFLs play it in Europe. What do they play it every halftime or every game? Well, that's dumb. Take me home.

SPEAKER_04 4:06

Country roads. I'm a 49 year fan, so we're doing a lot of traveling this year. You need a lot of help. I do, too. You need a lot of help. In so many ways. But thank you.

Mike 4:17

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_04 4:18

You're welcome. I think soccer, the World Cup. I mean, we had it was the highest attendance ever for the World Cup. Yeah. In a country that doesn't give two shits about soccer. Right. They raised the prices of everything you went to. You know what I think? It's just because this country is fucking amazing. Leave it to that. I agree. Yeah. Just leave it at that. The sport sucks. But this country made something made made amazing, better than any other country could. And you know, it's not much else to watch. I mean, I found myself watching. I watched tennis and soccer in the same day. I almost lost my man card. I was really kind of upset with myself. Well, what do you just say almost? Almost with me, it's bad. Dude, I got 30 days until I just get my man card back and all of a sudden my erections get way hard. I'm like, football's on. But there was there's nothing else to watch. It was a perfect timing. Well, first off, I'm happy about your erections. Me too. That's huge. Huge. Huge. Huge World Cup ever. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 5:23

So we get we get to the World Cup final and Spain and what Argentina? Argentina. Yep. And we were at cart rights, and there's these unknowns who come to cartwrights. I mean For the first time. We're like regular we're like regulars there. We're like regular. We own the place. We own the place. And there was somebody sitting at our fucking table. Three years old.

SPEAKER_04 5:47

20 year olds. 20 year olds, not even drinking. It had to be 21-ish. No, they don't. No.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

Not at the table.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

Not at the table. They were drinking.

SPEAKER_03 5:56

And they were drinking. Should be illegal. Jerk drink.

SPEAKER_04 6:01

I don't even know what they were drinking. I don't care. It doesn't matter. Yeah. And by the way, did RG didn't have no shots on goal until you see? And that's that's talk about Messi being the goat. Did Michael Jordan ever show score one point in a game?

SPEAKER_03 6:14

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

Just saying.

SPEAKER_03 6:17

We scored more than one.

SPEAKER_04 6:19

Messi did not score that game. Nobody has no Jordan ever win a game and not scoring a goal? I don't think so. No.

SPEAKER_03 6:26

No, Jordan didn't play soccer.

SPEAKER_04 6:28

If he score 23 goals a game. He probably would.

SPEAKER_03 6:33

I'm going with that. You know. And that's what sucks, man. I mean, we sat there and endured this shit as best we could. Luckily, we had beers. Yeah. Thank God.

SPEAKER_04 6:47

Why else did you get through that? God, how can you go through it? I almost wanted to riot. I wanted to go out and burn something and just be a little bit more. Is there any wonder why there's there's soccer hooligans? Yeah. Hooligan. Yeah, you gotta be mad after watching that for an hour. Why

America Steals The Show

SPEAKER_04 7:05

is there soccer fucking hooligans? I give two hours of my life to do that exactly. I want to throw something on fire.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

My biggest takeaway with the soccer the with the cup was the everybody's gotta take ranch dressing back to Europe. Yeah, they did do that. What the frick is that?

SPEAKER_04 7:27

That was actually kind of cool. I I still I still think I still think the people that came from uh from other countries and found America to be not what they yeah, not what they thought thought it was they they came with an expectation that it was gonna be a shit show and they ended up loving the place, you know, they got to go to Bockeys and all that.

SPEAKER_03 7:50

Now we got two non-facebookers in Ricker and and Mike, but we have Jason. Did you did you actually believe when when they had videos of of like people from other countries like eating biscuits and gravy and shit like that and really like it? Do you believe that?

SPEAKER_01 8:06

I honestly I think they did. I I believe they did. I didn't see that, but that'd be awesome. They made TSA travel safe ranch dressing. That just blew up.

SPEAKER_04 8:16

Yeah, Hidden Valley. I've heard that. Hidden Valley didn't sneak ranch dressing back home.

SPEAKER_03 8:21

That was that was fucking brilliant of Hidden Valley to do that. But I mean, they would have they would have these people on Facebook and shit like that and trying barbecue, and they would try like I said, biscuits and gravy and all this stuff. And I'm not gonna try to do their accent because I suck at it. You know, I could barely do this. So you know, they they were like, oh, this is amazing, this is amazing, this was amazing. Okay, I'll try it. This was amazing. This was amazing. Okay, that's good enough. That's all I can do. Right. But thank you, Kate.

SPEAKER_04 8:55

Thank you. The thing that got me is I I never I we're we'll all probably get into offsides eventually, but we're gonna get it. You're dealing with countries from around the world. Yeah. You got everybody flopping, faking, yelling at you. Do the referees speak every language possible? You know what? How do you know if that that player is yelling at you in their language and I actually thought about it?

SPEAKER_03 9:21

I actually thought that was one thing that crossed my mind.

SPEAKER_04 9:23

How do you throw a yellow card? Because I don't I don't know what you're calling me. You may be saying, good call, Raf. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

Yeah. Yeah, I know. And that's that's one thing exactly that I was thinking too. Whenever they got pissed off at a coach or anything like that and threw a yellow card. And, you know, for them to say,

Offsides Confusion And Ref Talk

SPEAKER_03 9:40

Oh, he must have he must have said this, this, that, and the other. He spoke my language. I get you, you're done.

SPEAKER_04 9:46

I'm like if you don't know what the fuck he's saying to you.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

You threw a yellow card at this guy for saying something, but yet, like we were talking about earlier, you know, you have a guy that like flips like that dude that got fucked up by a buffalo in in in Yellowstone. And you you can get the same yellow card for it. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:07

And I I I mean, you know how do they do that? I mean, I I saw the one of the games, the USA game where we played Serbia or whatever. Who knows? And that the the coach was going crazy. He was using a suit with white tennis shoes, that tells you something. But he got a yellow card, and that's why we won the game. I mean, not that I've watched soccer ever, but I did watch that game. But I mean, if you don't understand what that person is yelling at you, yeah.

unknown 10:35

Right.

SPEAKER_04 10:35

How do you think that's a good one? Well, he should have got a yellow card because he's wearing white and white tennis dress coat. Yeah, yeah. And they're and they're probably new balance. Yeah. There you go. Oh, yeah. All right. That that's a before Labor Day violation of fashion. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I guarantee you wasn't wearing Nikes. Probably not. Because that's for the O. Zero Natties. What? What do you mean?

SPEAKER_05 11:04

Are we Nikes? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

unknown 11:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:10

You got put them with socks on, though.

SPEAKER_04 11:13

You got a crossbreeder? I like Germany. I don't know. Get back to soccer because that's my favorite.

SPEAKER_03 11:22

Yeah, because soccer's like amazingly bullshit. Okay. Yeah. You know, and it kills me that like around the world, this is like the most biggest sport ever for them.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

There's a single biggest sporting event for the world. Really? Oh, it's bigger than the Olympics. Bigger than the Olympics, bigger than anything else. It's the biggest single event. For other countries. For other countries. But for us, it's like, hey, we're glad to host it. We're glad you liked it. Now get the fuck out. I don't even.

SPEAKER_03 11:59

I know that we did an amazing job. And I'm talking about we as United States. You know, hosting it. Excuse me. But I don't want to back.

SPEAKER_04 12:09

I would say it in this very simple term. In two and a half men with Charlie Sheen. He's sitting there with his cousin. And he says, Uncle Charlie, can we watch soccer? And he goes, No. He goes, but Charlie, our uncle, it's the most popular sport in the world. And Charlie Sheen says, the best line ever. Then they don't need us to watch it. That's how I feel about soccer. It's got enough people. I'm with it. I don't need to watch it. And it's over. And in four years from now, I might watch it again, but I'm not in a big rush.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

It's going to be in another country for what for one. And you look at how much the NFL's expanding into Europe, Mexico, trying to go global.

SPEAKER_04 12:47

My nine's go there. They're going to take a look here. Well, I'm sorry, but you know, and Jeffy's going to agree with me on this one. Hockey's going to be always the number one international for us. Hey, and as far as who won the hockey in the uh Olympics? Yeah. Exactly. Got it, baby. Okay, okay. I'm not a huge hockey fan, but I will give you that. I was enthralled by women's and men's hockey. But as far as for us, you know, as Americans, the hockey freaking as an international sport is way better than soccer. Yeah. It just is for me. Yeah. I'm not saying for everybody, but for anybody northern tier. Well, it's kind of it's you're right.

SPEAKER_03 13:35

Because, like, you know, there's there's all sorts of nations and stuff like that that come and play hockey in the NHL. Yeah. Absolutely. And stuff. And I honestly would rather watch hockey than soccer. Oh god, yes.

SPEAKER_04 13:52

It's not even close. You ever see a hockey player flop?

SPEAKER_03 13:56

No.

SPEAKER_04 13:56

It doesn't happen.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

Oh, they'll get they'll get sent to the penalty.

SPEAKER_04 14:00

He flops somewhere because his skate cross is jugular. That's why.

SPEAKER_03 14:08

And shit like that. Those are men. Shouldn't they? Okay, so that's a good question because shouldn't soccer have a penalty box?

SPEAKER_04 14:16

I wish they did. Yeah, I think they should. Instead of walking them off, they should have a penalty box. They don't have a start. For God's sakes. They can't even stop the goddamn clock. I I still I still don't understand that. And you know, Norm was trying to explain it, and it's like it's full of yeah, I understand what you're saying, but it still is fucking stupid. Stop the clock at the fucking point of the penalty. Because this guy scores a goal and he runs around like a fucking fairy tale. Yeah. And the clock you don't know what happened between the referees. Off sides. I'm still trying to figure out this because we all are. But if this guy gets ahead of you, the perfect coaching defense to me, if I'm a coach, saying don't chase him. If you don't chase him, he's offsides. Yeah. Right. That's the best defense. Don't go. Now hey, he's right. He's offside. It doesn't matter what he's doing.

SPEAKER_03 15:08

Any soccer fans out there don't matter that can explain fucking offsides to us. So dumbass is feel free.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

So Corey.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

Feel free. Corey, who owns Copper Plank, he was sitting next to us a couple uh a few weeks ago. I I I asked him this question. I go, I don't understand the offsides. I go, what the heck? I go, You're he goes, you have to have one two people in the box. And he's like the head of the Southern Oregon soccer. He does all the time. He's got to get on his soccer teams and all that. And it was just like, oh, okay. The way he explained it to me. Still doesn't make sense, right? No. No. But after all that. After all that, it's like, okay, so you have to have the goalie has to be in there, and you have to have another defender in the box or else it's offsides. I'm like, But if you're ahead of the defender, it's offsides.

SPEAKER_04 16:11

Shouldn't there be a let you go? Yeah, a blue line. Just like in hockey.

SPEAKER_01 16:17

But there has to be two people in the box.

SPEAKER_04 16:20

And I'm like, really? You can paint these fucking referees paint a line for a foul.

SPEAKER_03 16:29

You know, they got that little thing that they do.

SPEAKER_04 16:33

And you can't put a line for an offside. How about you know, you know, it's a breakaway. You got you stole the ball. You get to run a score. We were watching that too. Amazing. Good job. Who gives a shit if the defender has chasing you? Why is that wrong? Exactly. I'm sorry. Can you catch up with me? I want us to all be together. We all get the trophy. Fuck it. I think we need Birdo for this one.

unknown 16:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:57

I think I think we've kind of missed the mark with this. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 17:00

It's the soccer guy.

SPEAKER_04 17:02

Yeah, we need a soccer guy from the show. Yeah, we do.

SPEAKER_03 17:05

I mean, but still, he can he can explain it all he wants. It's not gonna make sense.

SPEAKER_04 17:09

It's not gonna make sense. Yeah. I don't think it is. When you call your shoes boots, when you call the field a pitch, which is what they throw in baseball. That's it. I mean, would when you sit here and say zero is nil, these people are fucked up. That's right. We gotta go with something else. Sorry. I don't know. I don't mean to be European racist. But you know, anytime I don't think Lib Tartaries go to that allergic to me.

SPEAKER_03 17:41

No, but I I just don't I just don't get the whole thing.

SPEAKER_04 17:44

I I don't either. It it makes no sense. I mean, I you know,

Duck Football Trash Talk

SPEAKER_04 17:50

God bless you if you think that's entertainment, go for it. Enjoy it. But uh if you want entertainment, have you seen the duck games? Really? A duck game. Oh, a duck game. Oh, dude, it's coming. One month, one month. Duck games. And all of you are on this table right now are so excited. I'm I I get four twenties right now. The beginning and end of the season is always Labor Day. I'd rather watch the repeat of the World Cup final. It's always the same day. That one. It's always the same day.

SPEAKER_03 18:26

Yeah. I'd rather watch I'd rather watch the uh European, or not the European, but the World Cup final again than a duck game.

SPEAKER_04 18:34

You are full of shit. You know that. Yeah, you're you're wrong. You're lying about that one, but you'd watch any college football game over a soccer game. Uh not ducks. Come on. Come on. Really? Really? Yeah, I do. I I would watch the ducks. See. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, twist is titty, but it happened. Jeff, there's no way. Hopefully, they'd lose a ball. Kid, I get that. But you're still gonna watch. You're gonna watch the duck game. Well, I'll check the final score. See, and then that the last final touchdown we scored that was absolutely amazing.

SPEAKER_03 19:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:11

And pointless. Really? The one that was pointless. Yeah. Yeah. And then we called you freaking, you know, running the score up, and you were giving it away. No, no, no, no. It was practice. Right. It was practice. It was trying to help them with their self-esteem. Really? That's what we're going for.

SPEAKER_03 19:34

Oh, that's all he's got.

SPEAKER_04 19:36

That that is. That is. They were running the score up. They got caught. They weren't even running the score up. They were getting their asses kicked. No, they were running that game. They were running the score. That was a Texas tech. Yes. They freaking ran the score up and then. Have you seen a soccer game lately?

unknown 19:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

No, let's go back to the ducks because I think we're I think we're on to something. I think we may have a robot. We transitioned. Oh. Oh, transitioned. And there we go.

SPEAKER_01 20:05

And then who did they play next? It wasn't 54 to 15. How about the guests?

SPEAKER_04 20:09

They played in Diana.

SPEAKER_01 20:11

It wasn't 54 to 14, was it?

SPEAKER_08 20:16

Could have been.

SPEAKER_04 20:17

Could have been. I how do you how do you turn a mic off? You're right, Nagg or you better fix it. And they fold like chew suits every time. The SEC is thinking about leaving the NCAA.

SEC Leaving NCAA Money Debate

SPEAKER_04 20:35

NCC is? The SEC is, yeah. How do you leave that? I don't know the details of it. But it's it's crazy. They're talking about leaving the NCAA. Boy, I did you hear about that?

SPEAKER_03 20:50

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_04 20:52

I don't know any of the details yet, because I just I'm kind of busy. But I saw that, I was like, you're gonna be kidding me. Anybody got any information? I don't have I don't know. I haven't heard anything about it.

SPEAKER_03 21:04

I have heard it. I think to that might be a pretty good idea.

SPEAKER_04 21:13

I think if they jump, it's freaking everybody's in the pool. Then college is now the NFL, basically. Yes. Absolutely. It's the XFL. Yeah, but where does that put all the other sports? It's all about football. The other sports are still in college. I hate to say this. Well, I don't hate to say this. This is the truth. College football drives college. Yeah. Period.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

Well, of course it's a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 21:42

That's all the money is college football. There's no better.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

Yeah, it is. It's it's the moneymaker.

SPEAKER_03 21:51

It is. But then you have, you know, like other sports that OU wins national championships at, and Oregon doesn't. So you know Ouch.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

Well our college football finances, national championships, yours finances We got the best practice facilities in any sport, period. Oh, absolutely. I mean practice Uncle Phil. Practice. Practice. Our new facility they're building right now? You're talking about practice now? Are we talking about practice? It's gonna recruit the kids. Not the game, practice. Just wait. Practice. I I hope in seven months. It's about X. We're sitting here sitting and going, all right. Let's celebrate the Ducks of victory. Until the last term of their season.

SPEAKER_03 22:40

When they lose.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

We lost to the National Championship in two years. The only team we've lost to is the team that won the National Championship. Can OU say that? No. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 22:50

Well, there you go. But can Michigan say that?

SPEAKER_04 22:54

No. But we did. Who the hell do you root for it? I'm Oregon State. Okay, so you're with me. Why's Oregon State? Oregon State? I'm a beaver believer. Fucking you lost to Portland State. Shut up. You might not want to alienate the people that are in your own state that are trying to at least not fucking so okay. I'm just letting you know.

SPEAKER_03 23:22

Oregon loses their last game to a national champion. Fuck's sake. And then every other team that lost their last game is in the same fucking boat. It doesn't matter if it's a national champion. Our boat's bigger, okay? No? No. You're not going with that one. It's the same.

SPEAKER_04 23:41

Let's talk about soccer. I don't think that worked out the first time. You might want to try a different subject.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 23:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:51

Keep thinking. Jeff of the G, where are we going now? We were

The Four-Inch Tape Measure Story

SPEAKER_04 23:55

going four inches. Oh, we're not going to go. So many things have been done with four inches. Think about it. A nail. Imagine where the world would be without a nail. Nothing would be together.

SPEAKER_05 24:07

A nail.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

A nail. I mean four inches. A nail has to hold shit together, right? Without a four-inch nail, where would you be? Explained. The same. You can't just you can't just leave that out there. Well, you take two pieces of wood and put them together without a four-inch nail to make them stay together. And then all of a sudden we build a bridge. And then we build a railroad and we build the country. I put all together in one language. That makes sense? No. That's okay. It is two by fours. Or a house. You can build a house with those.

unknown 24:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

The house has how many sides have we talked about? Four sides. Four sides. Without a four-inch nail, how do you build a four-sided house?

SPEAKER_03 24:53

I'm not going to go on fours all this time.

SPEAKER_04 24:55

I just did that just a piece, Katie. We're not going there again. Yeah. And again and again. And again. Rickers are just curling. But alas. Yeah. Rickers, like, oh my God. All you people listen to this. It's been 22 hours. You didn't hear two hours ago at Cartridge. Has it been 22? It's almost been 22 hours now. Yeah. I'm glad somebody's keeping track of the amount of time. I will let her evidence.

SPEAKER_01 25:22

22 hours and four minutes. If you ever saw Alan.

SPEAKER_04 25:25

Ricker is living it right now.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

I will let everybody know. The reason that this four-inch stuff happened, because like we went out to eat it, Katie, Jason, and I and Rayette went to eat it. A pizza joint, and she got a six-inch sandwich, and she pulled out a fucking tape measure, literally, and measured it.

SPEAKER_05 25:46

I know. It's like crickets.

SPEAKER_04 25:48

Well, yeah, I'm quiet. Everybody, but but everybody in here knows that that is totally her. Rayette pulled out a totally her.

SPEAKER_03 25:57

I'll just do this again. Rayette pulled out a tape measure and the measure is six-inch sandwich and crickets? Yeah. Yeah. Just one dude, the crickets. I love that.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

Yeah, but she really just pull a tape measure out of her purse. Did she do that?

SPEAKER_03 26:16

Did Rayette have coupons? Of course she need pizza. Yeah, I don't know. Well, we didn't get any no coupons? No coupons on that. And then anybody see that?

SPEAKER_04 26:26

Anybody ever seen that duck game? Oh, look at that. Sorry, Mike. You need a wa wa. Yeah. That's what you need on there.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

Wow. Like this? There you go.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

Perfect. Bye, Mike. Gotta go. How many nattties? Never heard the sound effects before. That's awesome. That's a new one.

unknown 27:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

Gosh, dang. That was perfect timing. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:07

Yeah.

unknown 27:09

Sure was.

SPEAKER_04 27:09

And how many national championships is Oklahoma and Michigan won?

SPEAKER_03 27:12

Oh my god. A ton. Oh, look at that.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

Jason, you and I should just just just feel like we're not, we're shunned right now.

SPEAKER_05 27:28

I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_04 27:32

And that's all. Everybody listening to this thing, if you realize how amazing the people on this podcast are, but you still seem like assholes, I understand. They're really good people. Don't don't hold it against them.

SPEAKER_05 27:47

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

Well, wait, wait a second. Who which whos are you talking about? That's a question. Yeah. Which who's, Dr. Seuss? Okay, figure that out. We can agree to disagree. Or we could agree to agree. That's all you're doing. You're amazing guys. Don't disagree on certain things.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

Okay, we agree to disagree.

SPEAKER_04 28:08

If you're a German, if you're a German E and you don't understand football, you understand the fact that we don't agree on many things. That's okay. You must like soccer.

SPEAKER_08 28:19

We don't like soccer. That's okay. We watched it. Won't watch it again right away.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

And we followed it. And you're going to Germany for this. So but you're using Germany for example.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

Now I'm saying you, if you enjoyed Freddy. Okay, you're in Germany. I'm pleading with you right now. I'm I'm begging you, watch the ducks. That's good football. If you're watching other college football teams, you're probably not going to understand why college football is good.

SPEAKER_02 28:54

This is a blitzkrieg. It is.

SPEAKER_03 28:58

Goodness sake. He tries to go to Germany to go to Ducks football.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

You know that you know the the the the red yarn that they use to link shit together on a wall, you know, crime scene. This is a fucking this is some type of freaking red yarn the blue light, right? Yeah, sperm stuff. Yeah, exactly. It's more sperm splatter than anything. Black light is. Yeah. That's all it is. There's got to be a couple of things. We were here so close. They were so close to this wasn't a sexual assault. Yes, it was.

SPEAKER_03 29:42

Well we're gonna actually bring a duck fan in here. Duck fan? I'm already here. What do you what do you think?

SPEAKER_08 29:50

I don't know what this guy's talking about because he's pulling shit. Okay, anyway.

SPEAKER_04 30:03

You couldn't even get it. Okay, anyway. Yeah, it didn't work. No, no, it worked out well for you. It didn't work out well for Mike at all. He's a duck robot. He is. He he's a freaking he's uh he's a Philadelphia paper. Special, right?

SPEAKER_03 30:24

This thing's from Australia.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

So Phil Knight didn't pay for it. Uncle Phil makes more money than OSU paying for beans. Okay. So Reese and Nike, that's a that's a power state thing. Don't worry. He wouldn't have been shit without Michael Jordan. Exactly. You're right.

SPEAKER_08 30:47

MJ was the uh marketing guy. That's a good that's a good topic almost.

SPEAKER_04 30:56

Did he go to Oregon? Oh, I don't think he was. Oh, wait, he went to North Carolina. I think he did. Yeah, I think he went to North Carolina. He wanted to go to V. Dad made him go listen to Phil Knight speaks. That he played for the Wizards accidentally. Come on, really?

SPEAKER_01 31:10

He also played curveball, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:13

And he played baseball for the White Sox farm team. But he never seemed like I'm a Michael Jordan guy, but I'm a Mads Johnson guy. And yet he never played for anybody other than Michigan State and the Lakers. Uh keep going. No, I'm waiting. I'm sure you'll get there. Jeff, you're you know what? The red yarn is getting strung across the room. We'll get there eventually. Come shot is just all the way. Yeah, yeah, that's right. You're spider website. Yeah, you're throwing spider website. He is spider webbing the crap out of it. This guy was a porn star.

SPEAKER_05 31:56

Yeah. He probably did barbecue too. Yeah. I'm guessing. There you go. I don't think he found the culprit.

unknown 32:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

Filmy off night. Why? Wait a second. Well, look at the damn shirt. Don't don't point in.

SPEAKER_05 32:12

I see.

SPEAKER_04 32:13

You gargle a lot.

SPEAKER_03 32:17

He's a barbecue guy, man. He didn't he didn't finance shitty teams. I don't finance anything. See you there?

SPEAKER_04 32:31

I think there's two conversations going on here. No, I think I think your conversation has just been, you know, going the whole time. So we could just talk about play this to rest right now.

SPEAKER_03 32:42

Yes. Please. Oregon football,

NFL QBs Agents And Hot Takes

SPEAKER_03 32:45

17,500 uniforms, no national championships.

SPEAKER_04 32:51

I think it's closer to 25,000 uniforms and no nattties.

SPEAKER_01 32:57

And I think we could step it up and even say which one of the Oregon quarterbacks have gone on to have success in the probe. A lot. Mariota is probably the closest Herbert right now. How about Bo next? Okay.

SPEAKER_04 33:13

Fouts is a Hall of Famer.

SPEAKER_01 33:15

So Akili Smith.

SPEAKER_04 33:17

Yeah, I'm found. Well, Mariota to uh Joey Harrington. Oh, but don't bring Joey up. You're just gonna bring their discussion. Holy shit. If you bring Joey up, that's a discussion killer. He had run for his life. He had no offensive line in Detroit. It's not he was good. Detroit it. Detroit it. Detroit sucked. So Akita Smith wasn't a bad quarterback. He went to a bad program.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

Pittsburgh, yeah. Yeah. No, he went to Cleveland, didn't he?

SPEAKER_04 33:51

Well, that's at that ball court. Yeah, there you go. That's where they all end. Yes. The fact that the city is. Cleveland Browns is where you go to die as a quarterback. Well. Well, your boy found out about that. Mayfield. And he got out. Mayfield. He went to Tampa. He went to Tampa and he freaking. Yeah. He was a he was an all-pro. So in that conference, you can be you could be an all-pro in that conference. I don't think so, but pretty sure you could. With the right offensive line, you could be the all-pro in that conference. You got the Saints. You got Carolina.

SPEAKER_05 34:29

What are you?

SPEAKER_04 34:31

I couldn't be, but you know what? Somebody who is a journeyman could probably be an all-pro in that conference.

SPEAKER_01 34:38

Honestly, who would be a good one?

SPEAKER_04 34:39

I just believed in you. I'm saying greatest duck smoke your arm, man. What an arm is amazing. Great, greatest foutle. The greatest duck. Oh, the greatest duck? Like in football? Yeah. Greatest. Have to be fouls. Have to be fouls. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:57

Sure as fuck ain't Herbert. He loses, he's he chokes playoff games like he's fucking sacred.

SPEAKER_04 35:02

I mean, I think you'll see Herbert this year be amazing. Oh, here we are. Oh, here we go. Oh my gosh, he's doing it again. He's doing it again. Carbob brought in an offensive coordinator who's going to be, I think, really fucking good. I think it's a good one. Oh, you mean the Miami Dolphins head coach? Former.

SPEAKER_03 35:22

Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 35:22

Yeah. He's going to have his sunglasses on. But I think it's, I think.

SPEAKER_03 35:26

He's going to be vaping on the sidelines.

SPEAKER_04 35:28

Herbert is vaping. I think Herbert will be have a good year. He'll have a good year. Well, he always has a good point. But who's the greatest one to win one? It's not, it's not his issue, man. It's all the shit around him. I don't think Herbert is the problem. But you look at Bo Nicks.

unknown 35:47

Bo?

SPEAKER_04 35:49

I know, but he was, you know, 45 years old when he graduated from college. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

He means him and Nick Saban got out of college.

SPEAKER_04 35:58

You mean Dr. Dr. Nicks? Yeah, Dr. Yeah, you're talking about Dr. Nick? Dr. Bo. Mariota was a good athlete. He wasn't a good quarterback. I don't think it was even about quarterback. I don't think he's a great leader. I say I would disagree with that a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

I think wherever Mariota's been, he's always won games.

SPEAKER_04 36:26

I'm not saying he's not a good quarterback. Again, that comes down to quarterbacking, but have you ever seen him win? Yeah, okay. He's a good dude. Yeah, I don't have any problem. He's a fine quarterback. I just don't think that he's looking. He's had a different offensive coordinator for the first five years of his totally get it. Dude, we're changing, changing, changing. He was amazing, but dude, I your confidence, if you're an NFL quarterback, you have to believe in everything you're doing. And if you change every year, I think that's a good idea. It gets in your head. I'm not saying that I don't I'm not saying that the situation that he's been in has not affected him. I'm saying that he never went anywhere and did anything amazing. As good of a quarterback as he is, I I just don't think that he did anything.

SPEAKER_03 37:25

He's a good guy.

SPEAKER_04 37:26

He is a good guy.

SPEAKER_01 37:29

He's a great backup. Don't get me wrong.

SPEAKER_04 37:32

That's it. He can hold a clipboard with the best of them.

unknown 37:36

He's good.

SPEAKER_04 37:37

And I think I think that he could be I think he's a a great second tier quarterback. He's just not a first team. I'm not even going to call him second. I I think he I think he's probably a good second-tier quarterback. Okay, there's like what 31 teams in the NFL? Oh, I don't know. For backups. No. Oh, for backups? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, he's he's what experience has to put him at the top. I mean, if you put him in, he knows what to do. Well, yeah, you look at what he did last year. Yeah, okay. Yeah, maybe the greatest quarterback gonna be. But he's still I don't know. Maybe at the start curvy at the start of his career. Oh, he's a clipboard king. Clipboard king. How long does that sit on the bench? He is the greatest underrated agent ever. Ever. He's his own agent. He's his own teammate. That's what I'm saying. He is the great. Anyone who doesn't go, I want the contract that fuckstick decided to get for himself. I'm fuck sick. Really? He's the bigger one. Somebody else is fuck sick. Oh, he's fucks sick. He is. Come on. I gotta go. I'm a little bit butthurt right now. Oh, don't don't be butthurt. It's all good. Who are you talking about, though? Kirk Cousins. Kirk Cousins. He's his own agent? Oh, yes. Yes. I didn't know. He has been tired of this shit all the way through his life. Lamar Jackson. Same thing. Terrible quarterback. Well, Lamar Jackson sucks as a quarterback, but good great athlete.

SPEAKER_03 39:17

No, it is. Doesn't he have like a relative is his agent or something like that? Lamar Jackson?

SPEAKER_04 39:24

Yeah, it's like his He's been his own agent. Maybe it's a relative. I don't know. I mean family. But Kirk is Kirk the jerk.

unknown 39:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:34

Well, he's Dallas. He's like that. Yeah, we heard that. He's getting paid.

unknown 39:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:39

That man has made more of not of not winning anything ever.

SPEAKER_01 39:44

God dang, where is he at now?

SPEAKER_04 39:45

Who? Kirk Cousins? Yeah. He's not in Aladdin. He's at the start of the Raiders. He's with the Raiders. That'll probably start. They'd want him to start and try to get through until he gets hurt. So that Mendoza doesn't have to be a rookie. Yep. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:03

Do you think Mendoza's going to be a good NFL quarterback? No. No.

SPEAKER_04 40:07

As much as I like him, I kind of think he will. I think he's going to be good. I think he's going to be good too. Because that fucker beat the ducks twice last year. He's got to be good. Oh, here we go. There you go. I'm not okay. I'm not saying that. That was easy shot. I've seen him in clutch situations. What he did in the natty was amazing. Yeah. I got I gotta get against against Miami. He freaking played.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

The problem is when he played a real team when he played a real team, he stepped up and kicked ass. He did.

SPEAKER_04 40:37

But the problem is he's with the situation. The Raiders. Are the Raiders going to step up to be at his level? Because you look at Cleveland, Baker Mayfield. I mean, dude. Some organizations just suck. Are they going to put what he needs around him to make him be good? Well, they're good. They've done some things. They're good. Is it a I think he has I think the Raiders will. Well, they brought that center in from the Ravens. Yep. Highest paid center in the league.

SPEAKER_03 41:05

And they probably have, you know, one of you know the best up-and-coming tight ends is Brock Bower. Yeah. And they got a great running back from Boise State. Easton.

SPEAKER_04 41:13

They have a John John. What's his name? John. Easton.

SPEAKER_03 41:17

No, it's Ashton Genty.

SPEAKER_04 41:18

Jennings. They have a good, they have a good thing. And Crosby didn't leave. They had to bring him back because so-called medical issue. Do you think he's going to be pissed?

SPEAKER_03 41:30

Dude, the first Raiders always pissed. Oh, he's always pissed. What am I saying? Fucking Crosby's always pissed when he goes onto a fucking field.

SPEAKER_04 41:38

But the hope right now is gonna be good for the Raiders. I hate the Raiders. Crosby, by the way, but he's like Raiders.

SPEAKER_01 41:47

You are Aura back with like Lyle Al Zay. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 41:51

A lot of depression in your life. And I don't know. Crosby's tell you a lot of hole. Crosby's.

SPEAKER_03 41:57

But Crosby's just the hope.

SPEAKER_01 42:01

Yeah. That we know of.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

That we know.

SPEAKER_04 42:03

Well, you know, AFC West is gonna be strong, except for Herbert. Except for Sandy. Except for the Really? Superchargers. That's tough conference. And guess what? The Niners gotta go through all of them. Denver, Standy, well, they play the West this year. Oakland. Yeah, we played AFC West and the AFC East. Cowboys, Skins, Giles. Giants. And we also played Minnesota in Mexico. Not to mention we opened up against the Rams in Australia. That's gonna be the worst one. Oh, dude. Oh, there you go. Plap that shit up, baby. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. God, I hope we'd see that guy. Yeah, Rams, baby.

unknown 42:47

Woo!

SPEAKER_04 42:49

Clap,

Rams Clapping Fan And Team Buying

SPEAKER_04 42:50

clap, clap. Gary onto that story. I mean, come on. This is you know, this LA thing with, you know, the Dodgers and the Rams, they just pay to build a team. Smart. It is. It's the Yankees' way of doing it. They they freaking figured out how the Donald is wanting to come back. I mean, you can a lot of times most teams have one side that's really good. Maybe the other side's not so good. No, and this thing, you just got Miles Garrett. Yeah. You got Aaron Donald want to come back. Yeah. You can't double team both of them. And your former MVP is a quarterback to the other team with two best receivers in the NFL in offense. Yeah. Barring injuries. And the Rams are tough. Yeah, they're going to steam right now.

SPEAKER_01 43:33

They're all over 35 years old, correct? And injuries. Injuries in the NFL. And it's preservation. And the Super Bowl is going to be player band. It's Super Bowl time. It's going to be at their home stadium.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

It's in LA? Really?

SPEAKER_03 43:47

You fucking fucking I would I would hope that they would play like San Diego, not San Diego, but uh the LA Chargers, but not likely they're gonna be in there.

SPEAKER_04 44:01

Because the perennial choker choker. Joker. There. It's not Herbert's fault. It's Herbert. No, it's not Herbert. Oh, Herbert's amazing.

SPEAKER_03 44:12

I do like Herbert.

SPEAKER_04 44:13

I love I love the kid. I do too. He just, like you're saying, he just said Tamil fit some.

SPEAKER_03 44:19

Oh, no, don't get me wrong, man, because I'm a Miami Dolphin fan. I wish I would have drafted Herbert instead of Tua. Oh sucking. Oh, way better off who they had. Oh, by far. Yeah. And he would joke in the place person. I mean.

SPEAKER_04 44:35

And so is Tua. Tua's a good kid.

SPEAKER_01 44:37

He is. So, yeah. Now you look at Tua in Atlanta. Yeah. That's a that but still that's clipboard holder. Is Tua going to be a clipboard hurder? Penix Panix could be a good one. Because Penix is coming back.

SPEAKER_04 44:57

You have two left-handed quarterbacks. Two is going to start. You cannot ever go anywhere with that. For how long? How long does he start before he gets hurt? Before he goes on the turf. Especially in Atlanta with a freaking four games. Fuck off and run rabbits. We're not going with a four.

SPEAKER_01 45:21

It'd be the fourth minute of the first fourth common run rabbits. I don't care which kind of four you're talking about, fucker. The fourth quarter of the fourth game.

SPEAKER_04 45:31

Fourth minute of the first quarter. It doesn't matter. He's not gonna freaking, he's not gonna last. Two is not durable. No. No CTE. That could be a different thing. He was he was shockingly durable last year, which is a first in his career. And he still sucked. And he still sucked. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 45:54

And the sunglasses have went to Vegas.

SPEAKER_04 45:59

Sunglasses went to Vegas. So, you know, that's not in Miami. Is he still gonna wear the sunglasses in the Dome Stadium? Oh, absolutely. I cannot wait to see that. I'm still shocked he didn't. I I'm still shocked he didn't go to Detroit, Daniel. I'm really I'm I'm shocked. I thought he was gonna go there. I did too. I thought it was a dynamic. Yeah. It didn't happen, and we'll see how he does in Vegas, but Vegas is still a building project. You know, it was a dumpster. No, McDaniel. McDaniel went to the Rams. I thought he went. Oh shit, he went to the Rams. That's not a dumpster fire. Yeah. No. The Rams. The Rams. Okay. My bad. Yeah, he's gonna do fine. McDaniel. Yeah. Vape. McVape. McVape. McVeigh? Yeah. Yeah. McVape. McVape with McVeigh. Yeah. That's kind of like Rams, right? He didn't go the Rams. Yeah. I I don't still try to figure out who the fuck you're talking about. So I'm gonna be honest. I I'm I'm clueless on that one. And let everybody know. Daniel from from Miami. Yeah, went as an O coordinator.

SPEAKER_05 47:26

Oh, the head coach?

SPEAKER_04 47:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:28

Head coach went to Vegas. No. For from his Oh, fuck. He did go to the Rams. Yes, he did.

SPEAKER_04 47:37

Yeah, he's now the office coordinator for the Rams. Okay. Just so let's just go.

SPEAKER_03 47:45

I'm gonna I'm gonna I need to clarify that. They still have a cover stadium.

SPEAKER_04 47:50

I still want to see if he wears side glasses.

SPEAKER_03 47:52

We were at Cartwrights and the Rams were playing, and this dude was like every every play, he was like no matter what. They could have a second and two or second and ten or whatever, and then get the city. He would clap over so that's what the clapping's all about about the Rams.

SPEAKER_04 48:15

So yes, the Rams are and we got to listen to this for three hours of a ball game. It was painful. It was painful. I can't fucking sometime next year in their football season. We're sitting there at the cart race and we hear the clap. Like, he's back. No, we'll do it. I'm hoping that it's gonna show up again. I want it to happen during a Niners, uh Niners Rams game, and the Rams are losing, and we can sit there.

SPEAKER_05 48:47

Of course the Rams Rams. I don't think he'll come back. Of course the Rams.

SPEAKER_04 48:50

I haven't seen him since. No, I haven't seen him since. But we'll know if he's back because he's gonna Yeah, he will.

SPEAKER_01 48:59

Yeah. It's been my observation that most of the Rams fans hang out at Joe's. Usually. But Joe's gotta explain that. Joe's sports bar.

SPEAKER_04 49:10

Okay. And they were Was that a gay bar, by the way? Just wonderful. Well, did you?

SPEAKER_01 49:18

Have you been there?

SPEAKER_04 49:20

I just heard Rams fans. Rams fans, uh, Dewey. You gotta ram that thing in, right? Why wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_01 49:30

No, that's that's where they congregated. I'm just like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 49:34

They they clap differently at Joe's. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:37

They got the clap for sure. There you go. They got the clap.

SPEAKER_03 49:43

Rumor.

SPEAKER_04 49:45

Yeah, I didn't even know that they there was Rams fans at the I didn't know they're Rams fans. Well, it's like Lava Lanes is usually the sea chickens. Oh fuck. Oh, is that yeah. I thought that's a good thing. How tired are we are the fucking Seahawks here? Yay! Yeah, thank you. Tired. Very tired.

Raiders Loyalty Hubcaps And Nike

SPEAKER_01 50:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:11

I mean, we're in Oregon, okay. And I I honestly, here's the deal, man. I mean, when when I first met Met Rayette, I I was like, she liked football and stuff like that. I was like, who uh I thought her team would be Seattle because I thought it was closer.

SPEAKER_04 50:29

Nope.

SPEAKER_03 50:30

And she was a Raider fan.

SPEAKER_04 50:32

Oakland's way closer.

SPEAKER_03 50:33

She was like, dude, that's you know, Oakland's way closer than Seattle.

SPEAKER_05 50:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:41

Seattle. She is a full-on gangster. I'll give you that.

SPEAKER_05 50:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:46

Yeah. I noticed all the stolen hubcaps on the side of your house. It's pretty cool. Yeah. We play Frisbee golf with them. There you go. That's a cool thing about it. She repurposes. That's appropriate. They're not stolen. They're appropriated. She she got coupons. She replaced it. She sells them at the sale.

SPEAKER_01 51:08

She resells them for money.

SPEAKER_04 51:10

Yeah. You fucking kidding them. HUD Cap. Scooping sale. Coming up. Oh.

SPEAKER_03 51:15

Yeah, she does her sales and stuff like that, man. And she'll like, hey, we got some hood caps and spinners.

SPEAKER_04 51:22

Spinners. Gotta have a spinner. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

unknown 51:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:27

She does that shit. Yeah. She is gangsta. She had a tramp step. She has a tramp step with the fucking raiders on her ass.

SPEAKER_05 51:39

What? Yes. Yes. You've never seen it? No.

SPEAKER_04 51:44

Oh, dude. One minute all. Oh, we missed four clock. Well, I guess you fucked up. Oops. That'd be the first time, wouldn't it be? Yeah, that's right. You've never fucked up before, but this is the first. One other time, but it turned out I was wrong. So it's okay.

SPEAKER_03 52:01

Well, the one time you fucked up was when you became a duck fan.

SPEAKER_04 52:06

Oh, actually, Uncle Phil, Uncle Phil paid him plenty of money to be a Ducks fan, so it's not a big deal. I slept with Uncle Phil just because it was the best thing to do. Probably a good idea. And yet you're here with us. I don't really think that worked out that well.

SPEAKER_01 52:27

Did you get a free pair?

SPEAKER_03 52:28

He finance your colleges, you know. He finance your college. Do what you do.

SPEAKER_01 52:34

I got some free Nikes out. What a guy. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 52:36

Yeah, and you're wearing these shoes.

SPEAKER_04 52:37

Yeah. He is a free Nike. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 52:43

So.

SPEAKER_04 52:45

Go ahead and define it. No. No, you don't get to go home until you freaking start making sense. When's that guy gonna fucking die? What's that gonna be? Who? Phil Phil Knight?

SPEAKER_01 52:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:56

Look, how old is he?

SPEAKER_01 52:57

Like 87.

SPEAKER_04 52:58

Is that it? Is he is he really? He's old. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 53:02

I think he's in his eighties.

SPEAKER_04 53:05

Oh, he's in his eighties for sure, but I don't know exactly what he's.

SPEAKER_03 53:08

So does his okay. I gotta ask the duck fan. The only duck fan. There we go. No, seriously, is it's not a bad question. Seems like it. Well, of course it is, because it's duck. It's a duck question, so it's of course it's a bad question. Anyway, so is his who's gonna take over for Phil?

SPEAKER_04 53:30

Dude, the way the NFL or excuse me, the college football scheme is now, it's like, dude, it's all about money. No, I'm talking I'm talking about the company. So I'm pretty sure. I mean, used to be obviously he was a big booster, but everything was amateur athletics. You're missing the point. I'm asking who's taking over fucking Nike. Pretty sure. Well, he's out of it. He's he's already he's done.

SPEAKER_03 53:53

I'm saying, oh, okay. Well, yeah, so who's who's the one that's financing shit? But I mean, I mean I'm saying who he's no longer. But that's out of part of money. He's 70 years.

SPEAKER_04 54:02

When he kicks it, I mean, is uh are are his pretty sure siblings or whatever bylaws and they're saying here's what you do. Oh, don't okay. Just said practice facility. That's a drinking game. He's just out. Oh my god. He's gonna talk about the fucking. You're a high school kid and you want to. You're gonna talk about the ducks game. Let's go to Michigan where it's fucking snow. 88. Yeah, 38. A real game.

SPEAKER_03 54:32

So he's 88. He's 88.

SPEAKER_04 54:35

Here's a question. Oh my god. And the funny thing is you wear fucking Nike's, you'll live forever. There you go. Right there. Uncle Phil. Who's got Nikes on? And flip flops. You're in Dyson. What do you got? Joe. Hey, dude.

SPEAKER_03 54:52

Yeah, he's looking at everybody's shoes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 54:55

He's a weirdo. It's weird if you guys will be here to the doctor to live with me of weirdness. And podcast. By next week, I made the only one left. This will be a singular podcast based on the fact that I wear Nikes. You can't get your freaking, he can't get his freaking because he will not make it till Christmas. I'm telling you. He's gonna tell us he's gonna live. He's he's a mortal. He's a mortal. You will be dead by Christmas because you don't wear Nikes. He's a mortal. That's not right. If it is, can't he stay four years? Okay, four months. Four months? Four days. Four weeks. Within four years. Four days. She's hoping, though. That's her hope, is one of us nodded for the one. Yeah, I know it is. Here's sorry, Jason. You are the freaking walking. He's wearing shorts. He's gonna fucking die. And then I'm immortal. I'll live forever.

SPEAKER_03 55:57

He's gonna die, and then he's gonna like go into immortality having man sex with fucking Bill Walton.

SPEAKER_04 56:05

Well, there is that.

SPEAKER_03 56:07

There you go.

SPEAKER_04 56:07

I'd just rather buy you guys all Nikes before Christmas. And so you'll live forever.

SPEAKER_03 56:13

Don't buy us Nikes.

SPEAKER_04 56:14

Come on, buy you guys all a pair of Nikes.

SPEAKER_03 56:17

Nike golf clubs forever. You know what? Nike golf clubs. Are we getting that up? Nike golf clubs are the worst, were the worst clubs ever.

SPEAKER_04 56:25

Well, that's yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:26

Okay. And then Tiger won like I don't know how many fucking majors with. Which which shows which goes to show you how how good he was.

SPEAKER_04 56:36

Stick with shoes. Playing with inferior equipment. Stick with shoes and clothes. That's what you're staying staying in lane, bro.

SPEAKER_08 56:44

Yeah, because that I don't know. And also, you know, Nike was the only guy.

SPEAKER_04 56:52

No, no Nike's here. Sorry. Sorry, dude. We're real people. Real people, real things. Whatever. We're not doctors like I will miss you guys. No, you won't. I will miss you guys.

SPEAKER_01 57:07

No, you won't.

SPEAKER_04 57:08

You're gonna go down to freaking. We're not dudes that take it up the ass from Phil. Costa Rica, right? That's Panama. Panama. Sorry. Yeah, and you're gonna put and you're gonna bust out of the country. Yeah. You're gonna bust out and freaking flip us off on the way out of town and then go, Phil who?

SPEAKER_03 57:28

Yeah. You're gonna go to Panama and you're gonna go, hey, I got Nikki's, and they're gonna go, I don't really give a fuck.

SPEAKER_04 57:35

See, Belize would be when I'm in Panama. Belize

Feet Hate Socks And Weird Fetishes

SPEAKER_04 57:40

the flip floppies. I cannot go without socks. I'm a freak, dude. I I sleep in socks. I cannot stand my hair. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my gosh. Oh, there's another one. Whoa, you keep on saying stuff and it's like new palchas.

SPEAKER_03 57:55

Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_04 57:57

I don't I I don't sleep in socks.

SPEAKER_08 58:00

But I cannot stand feet.

SPEAKER_05 58:05

Why? Just out of curiosity, man.

SPEAKER_04 58:08

Come on. I just I hate I hate feet. I don't like mine. I don't like anybody's. And when patients come in and say, I need to work on feet. You too.

SPEAKER_03 58:17

Katie's like saying, hey, me too, me too, me too.

SPEAKER_04 58:19

If I'm in the middle of the state, nope, I can't wear those. It's the ones that are slides. They're like, wear socks. You'll never my and I can't walk barefoot on carpet. It's just my feet are too sensitive. Oh, mine are too.

SPEAKER_01 58:35

Your feet are too sensitive, or you're too sensitive.

SPEAKER_04 58:42

That sounds like a vaginal problem to me. That's kind of what I'm let's be realistic.

SPEAKER_01 58:48

I used to walk right around barefoot. Go ahead, Mike.

SPEAKER_04 58:51

I see growing up. Please reply. Oh, dude, I cringe.

SPEAKER_03 58:55

I gotta side with Mike a little bit, man, on that stuff. I can't do barefoot. Somebody, somebody come to my socks. I can't do bare feet. You know, I I always wear socks in the house and stuff like that. I wear stuff in the house. I can't do barefoot around the house and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_04 59:16

I hate it. Yeah. When patients come to me and said, look at my feet, I'm like, oh really? Go hate it.

unknown 59:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:24

That's a different thing altogether. Somebody else's feet, that's a different thing. I'm with you. As far as being able to walk around and bare feet, you lost me. Are you a barefooter, Katie?

SPEAKER_02 59:37

No.

SPEAKER_04 59:37

No, you have to have something.

SPEAKER_02 59:38

You're gonna flip flop-flop for God. Right. This is like the second time this year. Yesterday was the first time.

SPEAKER_03 59:45

Well, flip-flops and stuff like that, and and sandals. That's different. I can't I can't touch my feet.

SPEAKER_02 59:54

No massages.

SPEAKER_04 59:55

I don't sleep in socks. If I could, I would shower in socks. Oh. Well, you can. No way. You can. Well, you can't. I just don't know. It's just more laundry. Laundry.

unknown 1:00:13

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:14

But no, actually less. You're washing their your socks in the freaking shower. You don't have to freaking launder.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:22

But you still got though with the rest of you're not just gonna go for the shower.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:27

He's a weirdo. It might end up that he's just gonna freaking walk in them. Don't worry about it. I just think that's just letting you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:34

Because if you walk around turns about barefoot, yeah, you know, you're gonna end up looking at the wash horse hoops. Yeah. You know, you're gonna have horse feet, man, because you're you do that, just my opinion.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:51

How did my feet become a topic? You brought it up. You fucking yourself. I got an idea. Yeah, go up. That's right. Let's freaking let's run this up the flagpole and figure out at it.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:06

But yeah, I mean, I'm just saying, man, it's like I I just don't do the barefoot. I can't do the barefoot outside. I can't do that.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:11

Oh the funny thing about the feet is I will never forget about the feet is but I was in the Marine Corps. There was take care of your feet, your feet will take care of you.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:25

And now you don't do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:27

Yes, I do.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:28

I take care of my no, you walk barefoot. So I not very often. Okay. I can I can walk out. Take care of the boobs to take care of you. Philosophy for me, but it doesn't happen much anymore, but it did at one point.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:47

Take care of your feet, you know. That was the biggest thing in the Marine Corps. I remember.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:53

I saw that on Forrest Gump, too. That's what they said. Forrest, Forrest Gump. Stupid does.

unknown 1:02:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:00

A lot of stupid. Lieutenant Dan said that. So I guess that's that's true. Take care of your feet. Well, you can't get blisters. You can't. You don't want? You don't want it. Swap rot. See, you learn something new every day. Yeah. And some of it you don't want to fucking relearn. You don't want to hear in the first place. So obviously your feet are are like great.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:26

Should be perfect.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:29

Should be perfect.

unknown 1:02:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:30

Can I just take my shoes off right now? No. No. I don't know. I'm no, because they're not.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:37

I'm kind of intrigued right now.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:39

No. That scares the hell out of me. No, we don't need feet people in here. No, no, no, no, no. Well, we'll take your I've been waiting for Mike to say I can J-O with my feet. That's how bad. I had a patient told me one time she used to send photos of her feet doing odd things with the feet to a person who would pay her for this thing. What she does with her feet.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:05

There's some weird fucking people out there.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:07

You're right. She'd put like whipped cream on her feet, or she'd plug her out, she'd suck on her toes, and this guy would fucking pay her for it. I'm like, are you? Dude, we had a podcast about this, believe it or not. I missed that one, thank God. Not about that, but just like but just about weirdness. Shit people do, man. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:27

Feet are the weird they remember.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:29

They're not weird. They're fucking ridiculous. So we walk on them. Leave it alone. So you don't, so you don't J-O with your feet. So you grew up, you're you're a crater guy, and we had that.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:42

Well we'll go ahead and still we've got a hard time.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:46

I just wanna I just wanted to put that one to bed.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:48

I just wanted to put that one to bed. You don't have to. I've never become a shot on my foot, ever. Okay, good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:53

And so that one time. It was I don't know, 10, 15 years ago. It was the local coffee stand. A local police department guy jumped through the window and tried sucking the girl's toes.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:15

You told me about this. And I did this?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:19

Yes. Do you suck toes? Anybody? No. No.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:23

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:24

Well, I know you don't, Mike. I know you don't, Mike. Do you J O with your own? I know, you know, and stuff like that. So he only thinks about it.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:32

When he doesn't do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:36

When do you have this? Well, fetish.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:40

Let's hope that's no to both. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:44

Nobody heard that over there. It's definitely freaking on. Yeah. Good. But it was in the same same place you grew up. So you grew up in the same damn place. No, it was in Central Point. I grew up in Eagle Point. Oh!

SPEAKER_04 1:05:03

He went local.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:04

Dude, you were doing good.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:07

Okay. Disclaimer, it's like border walls are like 15 feet away from each other. Shut up. No, Eagle Point. Yeah, it's right there. Okay, whatever. So nobody's into that shit. I just want to suck my own toe right now. But you pissed me off. But the Actually, I'd rather suck my own toe right now. And since I'm actually a four Kingdom's cock, I could suck my own cock and set on my toe, and it would all be good right now.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:35

Well, four and I have to lose like 115 pounds or 150 pounds to do that. And I still don't know if I can pull it off.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:45

Start doing yoga.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:47

I'll try yoga. Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:52

I'll probably fuck my back up. I might be able to lick the tip, but that's about it. Again, we're back. To this fucking shit. Are you kidding me? Really, I thought we were gonna make it true. Get it all to the end. Number four was about it. And now I didn't throw it to bring this up. Now we're back to self-suck. Yeah. We're not back to that. Subjects. Yeah, it just kept like I said, you were going down that freaking, you were going down that alley to be gear heavy. It's always mine. Oh, he started that shit. I know, but it ended up with you freaking bringing the freaking train down there. I'm really stressed out. I could lick the tip and I gotta shoot. I could get there, but I don't really. It's pretty impressive, though. And say it with my feet. Just get away from my feet. Started it. And I think that's Jeff's start problem. No. You no, you never mind. No, I'm not even here. Never mind. No, you're here. Obviously.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:56

I can tell you, I can honestly, there's no way that I ever said that I could suck the tip or lick the tip or whatever.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:03

You brought up the feet. You kidding me? I I brought up the I did, I I do good enough to good enough to wash the cluster in the in the shower.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:12

And it was a Central Point police officer that was arrested for that.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:17

Guys, I I have to get to church tonight. I've got to serve. You gotta get to church tonight and

Church In A Bar Talk

SPEAKER_04 1:07:25

every other night for the rest of your life.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:28

All of a sudden you're Catholic and you gotta go to confession.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:31

Oh no, I'm Catholic. Yeah. Oh, not like small boys.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:34

You play just then you don't have to worry about getting the just the tick, the tip link. It's just a tip. Yeah. I like red wine.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:42

They do have that there. Find the uh play, get to the starting scare. I think it was an old one. Actually, you're not staring.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:50

No, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:50

That was a funny fucking church on time. Countryside.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:56

I'm thinking that if you looked at a room and said, which one doesn't belong?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:03

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:04

What?

SPEAKER_03 1:08:05

The fuck you raising your hand?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:07

Well, Katie.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:08

That would be the one. Yeah. Katie would be the one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:12

Miss Thaig.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:15

If she could do that, that would be way more impressive than us sucking our own dick. Shit. Are you fucking kidding me? God dang.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:26

What do you have to say about all this? Please. Oh, please. Dear God. There's a mic. She's not saying a thing. It's not gonna happen. Good God almighty, if she could do that, man. I think we lost two. That's what I'm gonna do. I think we lost it.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:48

See, this is going to the cart rights mode. We're going in the cart rights mode now.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:53

Yeah. Yeah. No video here.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:56

No. No. No video. Yeah, so that would be impressive as talk. I love Katie, but I don't want to see the video of that. Nope.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:08

If she said she did it, I'll I'll believe her. That's right. You just take it. That's all I'll do. You just move along. She's like, oh, I can do that.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:15

Okay, good. Awesome. Sweet.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:18

I'm out of here. That's all I that's all I need.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:21

I love you more now than I ever did. But that's it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:26

I would close cart race down every night. Boy, isn't that a stretch?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:31

That's yeah. So you could get to your o'clock fucking your uh Bible study. Yes. My congregation is waiting for it right now. It's like, hey, Pastor Mike, where are you? And again. Pastor Mike. Oh my gosh. That's that's what I was saying earlier. Strangely enough, but let's let's just let's just calm down because there's a lightning strike.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:55

Well, I was actually looking at the sky too, man. Like thinking, oh god.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:00

And I what the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:06

Well, you're gonna get hit by it because it's aiming for you. You're trying to go through me. I thought you were about to lick Brick's tip. We're going out together, brother. I thought you were gonna lick tip and tip. If you lick Rick or Net as your own.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:23

You do know Rick brought up the church in the bar. Yes, he did. What a great concept. Yes. My brother, when he was going to Bible college, he said he wanted to start a church in the bar. I'm like, he's got the games on the big screens.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:43

He's up preaching.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:46

And everybody's good communion? Blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:53

I'm like, what were they giving up for? It's not a good idea. I'm just wondering.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:57

What's that?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:57

Not a good communion.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:59

Why?

SPEAKER_04 1:10:59

Because uh if the Rams are playing, everybody would be going like Yeah, you can't.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:04

Well that's like everybody jumping up and saying Hallelujah, though. He's hurt again. I mean, I don't know which churches you've gone to. Everyone we go to, it's like hallelujah. Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:20

Not so much a Catholic church.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:24

When you're winding around, pretty easy. I I've always I've been to very few Catholic Catholic churches.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:31

You've been to very few churches.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:32

No, I've been to a lot of churches.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:34

Okay. You can church church all you want.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:37

I I've been to a lot of churches, believe it or not.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:40

And the Catholic church was the one that threw me the most. We were at a service the one there on Central. I think it's a Oakdale. The one downtown?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:00

Oakdale. Yeah. On Oakdale. Yeah. And it was just like up down, up down. I'm like, is this a fucking Richard Simmons fucking program? What the f up down, up down. Neil bowed. I'm like, whoa.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:13

If you haven't been to Catholic Church, yeah, that's what you get. That's what you get. You grew up Catholic.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:18

That's what it was. Me and you, me and Ricker grew up Catholic. You didn't, obviously. No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:24

Yeah. What's that?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:28

But yeah. Katie's grandma was Episcopalian. It's close enough. It's fairly close. It's Catholic pride. It's pretty close. It's Catholic.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:36

Because it's about the it's about the same liturgy. The whole thing's pretty close.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:42

Oh. Oh. Uh-oh. Here we are. Oh party started.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:55

The star the party has started.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:01

How'd it go?

SPEAKER_08 1:13:03

Did you coupon yourself to death?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:06

I know. I mean you made a fortune because you are you. Honestly, you know, we have I bet you here in the valley. Nobody knows Ray had just showed up. I know. It was bet it was a better applause than the Rams fans. We got distracted.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:26

But the here in the valley, I bet you there's at least 10 or 15 preachers that we're related to.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:38

Okay. And multiple different religions?

SPEAKER_01 1:13:42

Yeah. You know, between kings.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:45

Somebody's gonna get it right. Somebody's gonna go to heaven, and the others go to hell. I mean, that's the whole thing. I'm like, You're not in one of those.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:53

You're going straight to hell, Mike. No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:55

Because you're a Ducks fan.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:56

I I think I think he's going.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:58

I think he's going straight to uh that that duck hell middle middle place. Oh, purgatory. Purgatory. Purgatory. Where you know he's going aka Austin Stadium. There you go. That's right. And he's just waiting. It's where you're almost to go to this. That's what he's waiting for. And he's gonna be waiting forever.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:22

You go to Austin to almost win.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:24

Right. And but or you know, get crushed by Indiana. Whatever.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:30

I'm a Belar fan. I I'm going straight to hell anyway, so it's all good, Mike.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:38

Nobody, you know, nobody thinks any less of you because we can't. No way. It's not possible. Nope, nope, nope. For a doctor fan, or because uh other stuff. It's it's kind of a it's a whole wrapped-up thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:51

But you know, you know, just because you went to crater, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:55

There you go. There is that. You see, there is that, yeah. That whole crater Eagle Point. They're both from Crater. And they were like, one was older guy, one was you know, and lady, I coached him football. I called Brighton, my CA, who went to Eagle Point. Brighton, come in here. Guess what? They went to Crater, and he's like, oh fuck. This kid is awesome, but uh, I love every time it's like, dude, you are surrounded by greatness. Just love that. Greatness. Readiness. Greatness. He must be a Rams fan. No, yeah. Here we go.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:36

No, he must be a Rams fan. So he's good to go.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:39

Yeah, I can't. I think we're gonna have to do that from now on. There will never be. Rams. Rams. Gotcha. Gotcha. There will never be a podcast on religion, I'm pretty sure. No, there won't. No. No, there will not be. Religion or politics. You know what? Oh that's there's no reason. But the Catholics, dude, they figured their shit out. Give them wine and ask for money. Just like the Rams.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:06

No! All right.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:16

I will interject a little bit on the religion thing. No, you can't. No.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:19

No. I ended it. It would be pretty fun to have my brother down here. Not on religion.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:25

We don't. Unless you're talking about the combination of religion. Religion and alcohol and how fun that would be.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:37

Here's how we feel about the religion on this podcast and politics.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:43

I love that. When did you get that shit? It's been on there the whole time. I hadn't used it. But you can't. It's really, really good. You gotta stay away from the religion of politics. No shit. We do.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:54

Used to be on the I think the conversation we had earlier was very religious driven.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:00

No, but it was conceptual. The problem is it can go in that direction and that. You know what? I think us could talk about it and have a great conversation about it. Oh, at cartrights. Yeah, at cartwrights. This is at the table of evil. But the problem the table of evil with four sides with four sides. One, two, three, four, four minutes. Four sides and four seconds. Four. Four. Just in case you were wondering.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:31

Oh, there's still going on there, baby.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:34

Four sides. How did the garage show go? I make four hundred dollars. How'd it go? Or four thousand? Four thousand. Four million.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:46

Can't believe you said four thousand.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:48

You missed so much fun. And go get a party bomb. Get over here and let's talk.

Closing Jokes And Duck Feet

SPEAKER_04 1:17:55

Okay. We're gonna wrap this up.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:57

Amen. Ready? Okay. Hey. Thanks, guys.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:01

You're awesome. I love you guys. See you next time. Have a good one.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:06

You know.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:07

Almost famousradiopodcast.com.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:11

Thanks, Jason. Thank you, Ricker, and also Mike the fucking duck. Okay. You know what?

SPEAKER_01 1:18:19

You're a ducks fan. Oh yeah, we're at it.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:23

This fucking duck shit. We can't get away from the duck shit. That's a suck. He hates feet, but man, duck feet suck. Those fucking duck feet. Those duck feet. Always like paddling in the fucking water.