Overused Phrases That Need To Go Away

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Well, this is really hard to guess, but Dutch broke. What's the party ball? Told you I'm trying to be good right now.

Mike 0:53

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Blood orange surge.

Mike 1:02

It ain't broke, don't fix it. Is that one of those stupid things?

SPEAKER_05 1:05

Yeah. Let's try that.

Jeffy McJefferson 1:06

You couldn't use that. And I got volatile substance from Von E. Burt. Can't see it because the seven-time world national championship uh koozie in there. Oh god.

Mike 1:19

So you know, this is the duck's year. We're ranked number two in the polls.

unknown 1:23

Yeah.

Mike 1:24

That means and Ohio State. That sounds right. We're ahead of Oklahoma.

Overused Phrases We Can’t Stand

Jeffy McJefferson 1:30

Well, sure. So I'm I I was thinking about this topic probably because I always hear a st a phrase saying Did you see that ducks game? And I was it's like I almost have never said that. It's like overused phrases.

Mike 1:56

Another month from now you're rehearing it again.

Jeffy McJefferson 1:58

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. Well, yeah, we'll all be hearing it. Right. So I just thought, hey man, let's let's do this.

SPEAKER_06 2:05

Okay, so you walked right into that.

Jeffy McJefferson 2:08

That's funny because I was thinking about saying it earlier and he I didn't he pulled it up. Damn it. Yeah. Sorry. So I'm chopping it up with Ray It and Mike. And that's that's I'm starting with that phrase because I hate it. And then the chopping it up. It's so a lot of people say that nowadays. You know, you hear it on talk radio and stuff. Yeah, we're chopping it up with so-and-so and so-and-so. And um, and that's I promise everybody, it's the last time I'm gonna use it and like that for sure. It sounds kind of dumb, doesn't it? It really does.

Rayette 2:37

Sounds like it should be on a cooking show.

Jeffy McJefferson 2:39

Yeah, that would work. Yeah. Or, you know, serial killers.

SPEAKER_05 2:45

There you go. Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 2:46

Or if l if Loranda Bobbit had a show. There you go. She could call it chopping it up. Chopping it up with That's perfect. Clip and snip. And if you don't know who Loranda Bobbit is, Google it. Google it. And you'll understand what the hell we're talking about.

Mike 3:01

So I know that the modern-day circumcision, oil, different kind.

Jeffy McJefferson 3:04

Boy honey. And as usual, us guys would have said, hey, okay, when I got that fixed, you know, that's a doc. If you can add a few more inches on that son of a bitch. Go on cosmetic, do it right. Do it. Go big or go home. There's one. There's one. Boy, isn't that that's that's an overused son of a bitch. I mean, go big or go home. Yeah, that's that's been if you're at hometown buffet, that's not good.

Mike 3:28

If you're at hometown buffet anyway, it's not good, but yeah. Different colors with the same taste. Hometown buffet had good fried chicken though. Nah, dude. I it's that must be why it closed down here.

Jeffy McJefferson 3:40

Yeah. Well, little do they know that there's gonna be 17,000 chicken joints here.

SPEAKER_05 3:45

That's right.

Jeffy McJefferson 3:46

They're racking them up. They're racking them up. So I know Raya said she had some because but she wouldn't divulge those yesterday, I guess, because she's keeping it secret. What's one that you don't like or is overused, or what?

Rayette 4:01

That's what she said.

Jeffy McJefferson 4:03

Oh, that one that one is like that one is it's a little overused.

Mike 4:10

Not very original. It is, man. And but I never say that's what he said.

Rayette 4:15

Because he never says anything worth a shit.

Mike 4:18

There you go.

Jeffy McJefferson 4:21

Right. That is one. It's like shit.

SPEAKER_06 4:28

No comeback on that one.

Jeffy McJefferson 4:30

I have nothing on that one. I was gonna I was gonna defer to Mike because I thought he had an answer for damn near everything like that, and he didn't. Shut I'm still on my first search. I haven't got my creativity quite yet.

Krista 4:41

Yeah, sure. Oh, is that what it is?

SPEAKER_06 4:43

No pregame today.

Jeffy McJefferson 4:45

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're in the early pregame today, so yeah. Maybe I'll shut up.

Rayette 4:49

This is probably the soberest podcast ever.

Jeffy McJefferson 4:52

Probably it's early. Because I had one and that was it, and now I'm on this one. So yeah.

Mike 4:57

Yeah. That's what she said. So normally it's referring to some type of penis size. I think it is.

Rayette 5:03

Is it?

Mike 5:04

Yeah, normally.

Rayette 5:05

Really? I didn't know that.

Mike 5:07

Or it could be that's what your mother said. I think that's what your mom said or whatever.

Jeffy McJefferson 5:12

I think I don't know, man. Anytime something like that says sexual references, something like that. Or I don't even know. Man, well, you might have to Google that for it. Oh, you got stuff up. Never mind. But yeah, that's what she said.

unknown 5:25

Okay.

Rayette 5:25

Oh, it was popularized heavily by shows like The Office.

Jeffy McJefferson 5:30

Yeah, but that was even before The Office was there.

Rayette 5:33

Oh no. It was popular popularized by that.

Mike 5:37

Okay.

Rayette 5:38

So it was probably before that, and then they started saying it on there, and then everybody was there.

Jeffy McJefferson 5:42

They're the ones that ruined it.

Rayette 5:43

Because it's the Office. It got big and whatever.

Jeffy McJefferson 5:46

Yeah, 6'7 shit's dumb, too.

Rayette 5:48

Oh, that was on my list. I don't even know what the hell that means, but it is so stupid.

Mike 5:54

Is that the thing the kids are saying now? 6'7.

Rayette 5:56

6'7.

Mike 5:58

I don't know.

Jeffy McJefferson 5:59

Grandson pulled that on the floor. What if you're a basketball player and you were 6'7? God, everyone.

Rayette 6:06

Well, who's gonna question him when he says it? Nobody. Because he's looking down on your ass, going, Who's got a better than I'm gonna do? I'll show you who's six seven.

Jeffy McJefferson 6:16

Six seven.

unknown 6:17

Yeah.

Rayette 6:17

But I just don't even I don't I know. It's just dumb.

Mike 6:22

I uh there's gotta be something behind it, but I don't know what it is.

Rayette 6:25

I heard that if like your kids keep saying it, then you just go eight nine ten and it pisses them off. Like just start counting after them. And they're like six seven, you just go eight, nine, ten.

Mike 6:37

Yeah, but nowadays these kids get above ten and they don't know what you're talking about. Or you can sort of run out of fingers.

Jeffy McJefferson 6:42

Or you can slap their lips off, and then we don't have to fucking worry about six, seven anymore. There you go.

Rayette 6:46

Yeah, I would have stopped that in my house.

Mike 6:48

Oh god, that would that would have

Kid Talk And The Count To Three

Mike 6:50

been okay. Since we're on kids, here's the one that drives me nuts. Let's do it. One, two. It's like, what do you do if you get the three and the kid doesn't stop doing what they're supposed to do?

Rayette 6:59

Dude, you beat their ass.

Mike 7:00

Well, how about my dad's either one, two, three was his belt went click, like, oh, I should stop now. Yeah, that's one. And then there is no two.

SPEAKER_06 7:06

Pull it out.

Mike 7:08

You count the three, and the kid looks at you and keeps doing it like, now what?

SPEAKER_06 7:12

Or and then you go three and a half.

Jeffy McJefferson 7:15

Right.

SPEAKER_06 7:16

Or two and a half.

Jeffy McJefferson 7:17

And then you have two and three quarters. The parents like, don't make me do this now. You know, it should have already been done. Take care of the little fucker. I mean, take care of the little fucker.

Mike 7:31

Yeah. Shit.

Jeffy McJefferson 7:32

Yeah, I think I never won two threed.

Mike 7:36

No. I I think that was the dumbest thing ever. Yeah. That's the worst thing.

Rayette 7:39

I probably did, but I never got to three. Oh, it's because their ass would have been whooped.

Mike 7:43

One. Smack.

Jeffy McJefferson 7:44

Ha, kid ya.

Rayette 7:45

Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 7:45

It was a that was less than a half of one, and their ass was already kicked.

Mike 7:51

You know, it's not easy being a parent. They don't always need a friend, they need a parent. And if you discipline right, you don't have to do it right all. You don't really have to. Kids just want to know where the lion is, and once you establish it, they're good.

Jeffy McJefferson 8:02

Yeah. That's good, good counting.

Mike 8:04

You know, every species on the planet has survival of the fittest. You know, the weakest get picked off at the back that herd and the ones in front breed. We take the ones in the back, put them in the front, and subsidize them. You know what? Here you go. You got plenty of time. Go have babies. And count to them.

Jeffy McJefferson 8:20

And then I'll and then they kneel down to get to the same level as the kid because to talk to him and soft parent. Yeah. Negotiating with a three-year-old is not easy.

Rayette 8:32

No.

Jeffy McJefferson 8:32

Sorry. I'm standing, I'm standing over you, man. Just like you know, like I fucking just scored a touchdown on your ass, man, and you know stuff. No. You know, speaking of touchdowns. Yeah.

Mike 8:42

That last touchdown the duck scored. Mm-hmm. Valuable. Yeah.

Krista 8:47

Where were we? How valuable was that? Yeah. He wasn't 6'7.

Jeffy McJefferson 8:56

So clap clap back.

SPEAKER_05 8:59

Clap back?

Jeffy McJefferson 9:00

You're clapping back. You know, saying, you know, if somebody says something, oh, you clap back. Yeah.

Rayette 9:07

I don't know that I've heard that one much.

Jeffy McJefferson 9:09

Oh, that's I'll be honest. That's it, man.

SPEAKER_06 9:13

You got the clap back?

Jeffy McJefferson 9:15

There's a cream for that record. There's an ointment. I thought that was a Rams thing.

Mike 9:26

Oh God. God, if he shows up at the uh store this year, we will not we will not know him until the Rams do something. And you're gonna hear that. We're all gonna turn around and look at him. I won't remember the face this time.

Jeffy McJefferson 9:38

Yeah, one guy that I I clapped for, you know, last week, then you were right behind him and stuff like that. And I go, all right, because I was making it sound like, hey, dude, man, Mike's here. And he was in that snapper jersey. And he came back yesterday.

Rayette 9:51

Just dressed normal, though.

Jeffy McJefferson 9:52

No, he had a ram shirt.

Rayette 9:53

Oh, he did? Oh, I didn't see that.

Jeffy McJefferson 9:55

He didn't have a jersey, but he had a ram shirt with cut-off sleeves.

Rayette 9:57

And under the table, I was like, They've been coming in a lot lately.

Jeffy McJefferson 10:03

Yeah.

Mike 10:04

Do you remember what the guy looked like at all?

Jeffy McJefferson 10:06

Uh vaguely.

Mike 10:08

I have no no.

Jeffy McJefferson 10:09

He's kind of poigned, wasn't he?

unknown 10:12

No, I don't know.

Mike 10:13

I just I I don't know. But as a Niners fan, I instantly took a disliking. Well, sure. What about here's an overused phrase, last several years.

Krista 10:23

Yeah.

Mike 10:24

The Niners are injured again?

unknown 10:26

Fuck.

Mike 10:26

Well, that's a fact. Oh, Jesus, it's already started. Ricky Pearsall, first play in practice of the done. Out for the air. Wasn't Shanahan hurt first? Yeah. Correct, yeah. Yeah. It's it's uh here

Facebook Speak And Fake Friends

Mike 10:40

we go. So damn electric power plant.

Jeffy McJefferson 10:42

So you don't have I know, and they keep showing that. But there's also like the shit on Facebook, if anybody caught or if they post something, and the phrase now that pisses me off is like, I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.

SPEAKER_05 11:04

Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 11:04

That shit is god. Thank God you're not on Facebook, dude, because that is all the time.

Mike 11:11

Do you know why I don't do social media? Yeah, well. I think the funniest thing in the world is I had a patient who was moving, and I I said, You got you got, you know, you're doing movers? He goes, No, I've got over 400 Facebook friends. Guess how many showed up? Zero. So when you say I've got Facebook friends, you've got people you never met in your life, and you go back and forth. Yeah. I that's really hard to call a friend. I mean, in my day, you had to meet somebody to become their friend.

Rayette 11:36

I think I'd like everybody on my Facebook friends.

Mike 11:40

Good.

Rayette 11:40

Like they're either cla old classmates or like Yeah. You know, friends from scrapbooking or family or I mean, I I can't say I probably have a handful or so of people that I've never met, but I've probably interacted with them in some way, shape, or form that that's why they're on my Facebook.

Jeffy McJefferson 12:03

I don't go out looking for, and I'm air quoting since we don't have the camera, Facebook friends or f you know and stuff like that. I don't go out looking for Facebook.

Rayette 12:09

I don't care whether I have three or six hundred.

Mike 12:12

Well, here's a term that Facebook brought up that I don't like is I unfriended you. How do you how do you unfriend me?

Rayette 12:18

Big deal.

Mike 12:20

That was a that was we won't show what Raya did. Okay, she was using the J-O-me. Yeah. But I mean, how do you unfriend somebody? It's like I how about you say that blocked you?

Jeffy McJefferson 12:32

I blocked. You know, I know if somebody pisses me off, I just block them and say, fuck him. I don't I don't need you.

Rayette 12:39

Life's too short to worry about that shit, man. Life is way too short.

unknown 12:44

Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 12:44

That's why I don't do something.

Rayette 12:45

You know another phrase that irritates me? Yeah. YOLO.

Jeffy McJefferson 12:48

Oh. What's that?

Rayette 12:51

You only live once. Oh.

Jeffy McJefferson 12:52

That one's when YOLO is way overused too. All I could think about was BOGO there. Well, she likes Bogo.

Rayette 12:59

I like Bogo. You're the Koopon queen. That's in my coupons.

Jeffy McJefferson 13:03

Being that. Yeah, being the coupon queen. She loves BOGO. Yeah.

Rayette 13:06

So Love me a BOGO.

Jeffy McJefferson 13:08

Yeah. And then a yoga. Yeah.

Class Reunion Without Social Media

Mike 13:10

Here's the thing. By me not doing Facebook or any media. I had my 40-year class reunion last weekend. I think I told you this, but I mean, it was so weird walking to a place with a bunch of people who, since I haven't been to the 10, 20, or 30, I looked at these people and they're like, Mike, one woman came up and almost had relations with me, and I had no clue who she was. I mean, just sitting there with all these people going, I I recognize some, some people I could tell. Sure. But some people it was like, I sat there and I just tried to remember something.

Rayette 13:38

Because you didn't see any reminders on Facebook throughout the years.

Mike 13:41

I haven't seen people change. I mean, to me, they all would look like we'd have been graduated.

Rayette 13:45

I'm you know right, right.

Mike 13:47

Some didn't. But I was sitting there with one across the table with this girl, and I was like, Some of them had a lot of botox. There was and we did have a one star show up. She was my first girlfriend. I was looking, and I didn't recognize her. Like, Mike, I'm like, Jerry Johnson. Like, holy shit. Okay. But I mean, it was there was there were several times where all of a sudden clicked. Yeah. And I and I did. I saw her and I was like, oh my God. I said, and she goes, I thought you were just blowing me off. I'm like, no, I'm just trying hard to put faces to people.

Rayette 14:20

No, but you blew me off once, I bet. Did you say that?

Mike 14:24

No, I remember when you blew me off? But it was it was a really awkward thing. I'd never been in something like that.

Rayette 14:33

Yeah.

Mike 14:33

And I there was this one person sitting next to one of our classmates, and I seriously thought it was like a parent who was disabled and had they were watching and had and had them there because they looked literally 70-something years old. Yeah. And as we went to the next venue, they gave us five name cut cards, and he walked by me and said, Mike, how you doing? I'm like, looked down and was like, shit, you're one of us.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

Damn.

Mike 14:56

And I just and I just I just like, oh.

SPEAKER_05 14:58

That'd be rough.

Mike 14:59

Yes. That wouldn't be rough. I truly thought it was one of one of our parents.

Jeffy McJefferson 15:04

I don't go to class reading.

Mike 15:05

I well, I don't think I'll try the next one.

Rayette 15:07

I went to my tenure, that was it.

Jeffy McJefferson 15:10

Yeah, but you're a smoking hot dress then.

Rayette 15:13

We had a really good time that night. Had a little black dress.

Jeffy McJefferson 15:17

Hey, YOLO. Yeah. Yeah, YOLO. Now where is that black dress?

Rayette 15:27

I just gave it away. Actually.

Mike 15:31

What now? When did you graduate?

Rayette 15:33

Eighty-eight.

Mike 15:34

Okay, you're two years older than me. You should have saved it. Forty's coming up.

Rayette 15:39

I'm hoping not to be able to fit in it. Actually, I think it would be too big right now. Maybe.

Mike 15:46

It should be. Tell the person you gave it to that I'm gonna need that back in two years.

Rayette 15:51

I don't want to fit into that in two years.

Mike 15:53

Oh, okay. I see.

Rayette 15:54

Yes.

Jeffy McJefferson 15:55

Well remember where you remember where you got it and then get a couple sizes smaller, however many you are now.

Rayette 16:01

That was 30 years ago. I don't remember where that came from.

Jeffy McJefferson 16:04

Oh, we'll try.

Rayette 16:06

Boy, that sounds like a really long time.

Jeffy McJefferson 16:09

It was.

Rayette 16:12

Maybe that was my 20-year class reunion. It would have been my 20 years.

Jeffy McJefferson 16:15

I was gonna say wait.

Rayette 16:16

Not 10.

Jeffy McJefferson 16:18

I knew you then.

Rayette 16:19

Yeah. I didn't know you 30 years ago.

Jeffy McJefferson 16:22

No.

Rayette 16:22

Okay, so it was my 20-year class. Still, I had that dress for 20 years almost. That's a long time. It's time for a new dress.

Jeffy McJefferson 16:32

Well, there you go. If you can get something similar to that, man, I'd be a happy boy. Think you'll make it to the reunion? I'll go to hers. But yeah. And it would be a game

Sports Cliches And Buzzwords

Jeffy McJefferson 16:47

changer. And see, that's one that I that I need to stop using because it's like way overuse. Yeah, game changer. Oh, it's a game changer.

Mike 16:56

You know. But on that same note, the one that it's not even a word, but now it's used all the time. It says, oh, the physicality is incredible there. What is physicality? I mean, they're physical. Yeah. You know, it's it's it's hard hitters, but oh, there's physicality. That's not even a word.

Jeffy McJefferson 17:12

Yeah. I like slobber knocker better than that. Slobber knockers? You ever heard that? You never heard, huh? Oh, this is a downright slobber knocker. There's a lot of physicality in a in a football game, as they call it a slobber knocker.

Rayette 17:28

I've never heard that.

Mike 17:29

I had a totally different picture on slobber knockers. Southern guys, that's a slobber knocker. He's thinking of knockers. Southern guys like country music? Yeah. I'm sure they do. Most. Yeah, most. Alice and Changed, great country band. They are awesome. They're obviously one of my favorite bands. I've liked every song and my phone on them. Well, yeah. Surprisingly enough. And you should.

Rayette 17:52

Hopefully they come on every other song for you at least.

Mike 17:54

I was going to Ben and got in a spot where there's no internet. And so the only songs I could listen to are ones I've already listened to, and I just happened to be in the Alice and Change loop. I was like, oh, perfect.

unknown 18:03

Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 18:04

Man of the city. He's mentioning that because what he's doing is being a smart ass, is what he's being everybody. And I commandeered his phone. DJ Jazzy Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. And played a lot. You know, Ricker loves Alice and Chains, so I played a lot of Alice and Chain's song too.

Rayette 18:23

And your favorite hit of them.

unknown 18:24

Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 18:24

Somehow I liked every one of them.

Rayette 18:27

I don't think I hit like.

Mike 18:29

They wouldn't be on my liked music if you hadn't. Well, you you know, you I think you did. They're called smartphones.

Rayette 18:35

I think you did, though.

Mike 18:36

Can't beat a football. I might have.

Rayette 18:38

Okay, here's another one.

Mike 18:39

Okay.

Rayette 18:39

It is what it is.

Mike 18:41

Oh yes. Good point. It is what it is. What is it? What it is.

SPEAKER_05 18:47

What it is.

Mike 18:49

Can you change what it is? I guess. Not if it is. But if but if not.

SPEAKER_05 18:54

But if it was.

Mike 18:55

Well then it wasn't. What it is. Or when somebody just walks in and goes, what it is. What's that?

Jeffy McJefferson 19:05

Yeah. What it is, brother. It is. It is. Thanks. What it is.

unknown 19:11

Yeah.

Rayette 19:12

You're just proving how dumb it is.

Mike 19:14

Yeah.

Rayette 19:15

Yeah.

Mike 19:16

I mean here's one that that it you know, we get so used to saying it, we don't think about it. But I was talking to somebody from Scotland one time. They goes, you know, you Americans, when you ask how somebody's doing, you don't really care. So if you ask us, we care. So we'll sit, we'll sit and talk. But if you walk up to somebody and said, How you doing? If they really stopped and told you how they're doing, you'd be like, fuck, I don't have time for this. I didn't really mean it.

Rayette 19:38

I mean, you're probably 100% true, right there.

Mike 19:40

I mean, if I was saying how you doing, somebody just started breaking down and giving up me their life story. I'm like, dude, I'm sorry I said that.

Jeffy McJefferson 19:47

I'm guilty of saying that.

Mike 19:49

We all do.

Jeffy McJefferson 19:50

How are you doing? How are you doing?

Mike 19:51

Yeah, and then it's a good thing. But if anybody answered, you'd be like, Yeah. What the hell? I mean, like, are we having a moment? Dude, yeah. Yeah.

Rayette 19:58

And you'd be like, I didn't sign up for this.

Mike 20:00

Yeah, geez. Does this term therapist on my front door? You open that door. Luckily, nobody ever walks through it.

Rayette 20:07

And if they do, one day someone will.

Mike 20:09

Oh, and they're gonna be nutty enough fruitcake.

Jeffy McJefferson 20:11

Well, yeah. It did happen to you that one twisted tea guy. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Good point.

SPEAKER_05 20:20

Oh, that's right.

Jeffy McJefferson 20:22

Yeah.

unknown 20:23

Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 20:23

Okay. That was like I said. Okay, I just said it. Saw it right off. But yeah, that was like dude, man.

Rayette 20:31

Yeah, that's a good example right there.

Mike 20:32

Yeah, he that would make me never want to say that again. Yeah. Now, if I say it in my office, I expect people to tell me. But when you're not about, let's just go, hi.

unknown 20:42

Hi.

Mike 20:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 20:43

Hi.

Mike 20:43

And they'll be like, oh, you want to know how I'm doing?

Jeffy McJefferson 20:46

No.

unknown 20:46

No.

Mike 20:47

No, not really.

Jeffy McJefferson 20:48

No. Oh, here's oh, okay. When you ask somebody, hey, how's it going? And then they go, it's going.

Rayette 20:58

It's going. It's going. Hi. I know you hate it.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:01

I fucking hate that. I mean, that is lamer than shit, dude. And so many people do that all the time. Hey, how's it going? It's going. Thanks. That's not an answer.

Rayette 21:13

It's another beautiful day.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:15

That's Tom.

Rayette 21:16

I know. That's what Tom says all the time. It's another beautiful day.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:20

How's it going, Tom? Another beautiful day.

Rayette 21:22

That's okay, though. Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:24

I don't mind that answer. It's better than it's going. Yep.

Rayette 21:27

Yeah, I don't hate that answer.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:30

No, I don't hate that answer. That's fine. But that's but pretty good comeback.

Mike 21:34

But it's going. Short to the point. You're not trying to have a breakdown.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:38

It beats the ever loving shit out of it. It's going. It's going. Where's it going? God, I I hate that shit. I'm like, not an answer. Like I said before, I did that, you know, did that to Delaney, you know, my boss. I was like, how's it going? It's going. I go, Yeah, kind of not an answer, man.

Mike 21:54

Well, I know one thing you don't like when some people text and they just use letters like, Are you? Are you in? K. Wrong one to use. K. K will gets me. I text you one time and you get back to me like, oh, I hate that.

Jeffy McJefferson 22:06

Dude, I'm looking at my keyboard right now, and the O is just right there above the K and to the right. Didn't have time to pull it off. And yeah, if your time is that valuable where you can put the O in front of it, well then shit. If I are Ricker does it all the time. Ricker does it all the time. Bro gets it all the time. They put K. And I'm like, what are you, a valley girl? Shit. Gag me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:36

Gag me.

Jeffy McJefferson 22:36

Gag me with a spin. At least those went away. Some of these other fuckers ain't going away, these other sayings and shit. But yeah, K, that's that gets me every time. I'm like, oh, dude, stop.

Rayette 22:48

How about keep keep on? Or what is it?

Jeffy McJefferson 22:52

Keep keep on keeping on.

Rayette 22:54

Keep calm and carry on.

Mike 22:55

Keep calm and carry on. What if I don't want to be calm? What if I don't want to carry on? There you go. What if I want to carry on, but I don't want to be calm.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:04

Well, man, if I was going to carry on, dude, if I was going to carry on, I sure as hell don't want to keep calm.

Mike 23:09

No.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:10

I want to go. I want to fuck the I'm going to fuck shit up.

Mike 23:16

I don't got so much time left. I'm going to have fun doing it.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:18

If I want to carry on, dude. I I boom. I want to hit that hard. That's why I don't want to go to cost you anymore.

Mike 23:23

Hanging out with old people is not fun.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:27

This says calling any anyone who does anything slightly annoying a narcissist.

Mike 23:34

Narcissism? That's that's that's a whole nother class itself.

Krista 23:38

It's kind of you know.

Mike 23:42

Yeah. Oh just ask a narcissist, they're never wrong.

Rayette 23:46

Bae.

Mike 23:48

B A E.

Rayette 23:49

B-A-E.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:50

What's that?

Rayette 23:51

Like instead of saying like babe, I'd be like, hey, bae.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:55

Yeah, that shit just sounds like that. That shit kind of went away, thank God.

Rayette 23:57

Oh, that's the other one is bruh.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:59

Bruh.

Rayette 24:00

Bay and bruh.

Jeffy McJefferson 24:01

Bruh. Hey, bruh.

Rayette 24:02

God, those irritate me.

Mike 24:03

Hey brah.

Rayette 24:04

Especially someone like Amari was actually doing that for a while.

Mike 24:08

Bruh.

Rayette 24:09

Hey, bruh. I'm like, I'm not your bruh.

Mike 24:12

I don't mind bruh, but bruh is still bro.

Rayette 24:14

Right. Bruh is okay.

Mike 24:15

Where did you get the UH? It's not even in brother.

Rayette 24:18

I don't know. And I love my bae.

unknown 24:22

What?

Jeffy McJefferson 24:24

That's something vegans would say. San Franciscans can say that because they do have a bay. I love my bay. I love my bay. Damn, I had one on top of my head too, and then and then I totally forgot because you went bay on it. I was like, damn. You you really did get to him on that one. Thanks a lot, Bay. Um, let's see. Yeah, bae. But there is oh god, what was it? Damn, I'm pissed up. Well, I'm kind of just going through shit here. Oh, oh, oh.

Trendy Sayings We Keep Repeating

Jeffy McJefferson 25:00

Okay, and this isn't it, but now people like call themselves boy mom or boy dad or girl dad or girl mom or like baby mama? It's like, dude, you're you're a mom, you're a dad. Oh. I gotcha. Good point.

Rayette 25:18

I think that started with like hats and stuff like that and t-shirts.

Mike 25:25

Well, can't be more annoying than baby on board, that sticker. Oh. Like, I give a shit. I'm not gonna rear into you anyway. Oh, yeah, I know. Baby on board.

Jeffy McJefferson 25:35

And I couldn't give her I couldn't give a rat's S if a fucking baby's on.

Rayette 25:38

I think that started though as like a thing like if you got in a wreck, you had those bright yellow signs that like EMS could tell that you had a baby on there. But what if you didn't have your baby on there that day?

Mike 25:54

And does it really matter?

Rayette 25:55

Do you are you taking the sign out?

Mike 25:57

And if I'm I'd rather look at that side, oh god, I was gonna come up rear end you, but yeah, well, you got a kid in there, shit.

Rayette 26:02

Well, and now they've changed it to where it's just like a sticker, and it could be baby Yoda on board or baby like they've changed it so much that the actual reason they came out with that is Oh, I didn't even know there was a reason. Null and void now. Like Yeah, they would do the It was like a precaution thing at first, I think, is why it came out.

Mike 26:24

Don't you think that MS people would open the door and see the baby?

Rayette 26:27

I mean, what if you're like upside down or something? I don't know. I mean, I get why it was started, but they've taken it so far that they took the FU out of fun.

Jeffy McJefferson 26:40

Damn, dude, you almost got me on a drink there, some bitch. Man, that was almost a sprinkler system on that. Oh, okay. I do remember the one. I was today years old when I found that out.

Rayette 26:55

Or when I learned. I was today's years old when I learned.

Jeffy McJefferson 26:58

Today, years old. Not not like one year old or whatever. I was today year year old when I found this. And people say that shit. That didn't even really make sense.

Mike 27:08

Thank you. Okay, good. I just make sure we're on the same page.

Jeffy McJefferson 27:10

Oh, we're on the same page. That's why that's why we're doing that. We're educating everybody. EduMcated. EduMicated.

Rayette 27:18

EduMicated.

Jeffy McJefferson 27:19

Golly, people listen to this show and get educated. What was it in the 90s when it was hooked on phonics? Yeah, it worked for a lot of people. I see that they they used to have the hooked on uh uh hooked on phonics shirts, man. That was kind of funny, but they spelled phonics wrong. Should be an F. P-H-O-N-I-K-S or something like that, and it was really kind of funny. Yeah. How about adulting? Adulting. Adulting. I have to, you know, adult today, or it's adulting. You know, sorry, some people have to be off themselves. This thing says paying bills and doing laundry are not heroic feats. They're Tuesday. Yeah.

Krista 28:08

Well, everybody wants a trophy.

SPEAKER_05 28:13

Used to be the person who got the trophy was who won.

Mike 28:16

Now it's just participated.

Jeffy McJefferson 28:19

And see, that's another one, the participation trophy, man. That's kind of fucking stupid.

Mike 28:24

Oh, it's totally. If you want a trophy, work harder. Oh, do you hear that sound? Oh, it's my artistic skills getting better.

Jeffy McJefferson 28:32

It's coming. Look out, folks, it's coming.

SPEAKER_05 28:35

I've been a little rusty, sorry. He's getting lubed up.

Jeffy McJefferson 28:41

Podcast lube.

SPEAKER_05 28:44

Is that what that is?

Jeffy McJefferson 28:47

Just saying. Just saying. Just saying. Just saying.

SPEAKER_05 28:54

People use that all the time. Just saying.

Mike 28:59

You know, getting lubed up.

Krista 29:00

Is it weird that lubricant sounds like lubricant? I mean, there's some brilliance in that word.

SPEAKER_05 29:13

Like lube, my yeah.

Krista 29:15

Lubricant.

Mike 29:17

If you just kind of reverse to it, because you know it's just a lube of love.

Rayette 29:24

I mean, you're not wrong. I know.

Jeffy McJefferson 29:28

Otherwise I'd call it lubricant. Luberdick. Luber scarf starfish.

Mike 29:34

It could be called so many things. Of course, now I mean it could be lube her dick, too, because you know, we can all be.

Rayette 29:40

You never know. You never know anymore.

Mike 29:43

There's some guy at the podcast of somebody, and he'll go literally into where all like the gays and trannies are in their in a barge or pride thing ever, and he will basically come in and say, I'm black Superman. Like, you're not black. Well, that's my fantasy. What are you here? Which fantasy do you hear for? And he he records all this, and he got he pisses him off.

Jeffy McJefferson 30:04

I would piss him off.

Mike 30:06

Yeah. It's like, wait a minute, what why am I if I'm not, what are you? What the you can't throw common sense into that. It just wouldn't work.

Jeffy McJefferson 30:14

Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of crazy, man. Let's see. Oh, meltdowns a lot. Now meltdowns used a lot. Oh, you had a meltdown. You know. Oh, look at this guy. He's having a meltdown. Just a puddle of flesh. I don't really mind that one.

Mike 30:31

It's a bit it explains what they're going through. It's a great edge.

Jeffy McJefferson 30:35

Yeah. Yeah, I had a meltdown. God, that fucker melted down like three fucking mile island. That's a bit meltdown. That has to be where it came from. Maybe.

unknown 30:48

Maybe.

Jeffy McJefferson 30:48

I'm not sure that they correlated that, but that's how I did it. So that works. Take that fucker's.

Mike 30:55

Hey, here's one thing that I'm getting tired of because I'm wondering what's the next letter in the G B T Q L Q. What's I what's the next letter? Eventually, they're gonna steal the entire alphabet.

Jeffy McJefferson 31:09

I don't know, man.

Mike 31:10

I mean, the leprechauns used to own the rainbow. They took that away. Did they own the rainbow? Now they're taking our alphabet. I mean, come on.

Jeffy McJefferson 31:23

We don't well, yeah. I mean, that is kind of freaking weird. You know. But I get I don't really that doesn't really all the letters, it doesn't bother me. It's there, it's it's getting longer though. It used to be LBT. Well, they put plus at the end, so they don't have to worry about any more letters. Oh, plus, etc. etc. They put plus at the end, so then that I think they're done.

Rayette 31:48

They're covered, I guess.

Jeffy McJefferson 31:50

Plus.

Mike 31:51

Yeah. So plus means eventually heterosexual white male will be included. Yeah.

Rayette 31:58

So we get all those bennies too?

Mike 32:00

Yeah. There you go.

Rayette 32:01

All right. I mean, how about when you ask someone how they're doing and they're like, Living the dream.

Mike 32:09

Dude. It turns out a nightmare and a dream are very similar.

Jeffy McJefferson 32:15

They are.

Mike 32:17

They do see that.

Jeffy McJefferson 32:18

They occur at the same time. Living the dream. I'm glad you brought that up because that is that is an irritating sign.

Rayette 32:23

That's another one. Like, it's going.

Jeffy McJefferson 32:25

It's going.

Rayette 32:25

Living the dream. Yeah.

Mike 32:26

And normally when it says live in the dream, they're being it sarcastically. They're not like, I am so goddamn happy. No. I don't just try to avoid what I'm dealing with today. But to say, oh, that sucks.

Jeffy McJefferson 32:39

Dumbass. We don't need to live in the dream. Okay. Well, what's a dream? Dumb shit. I don't know. And then then somebody on the beach in Hawaii and you ask that.

Mike 32:49

I get that.

Rayette 32:50

Mine is winning the lottery and living on a beach.

Mike 32:52

Yeah.

Rayette 32:53

Like, okay.

Mike 32:54

If you answer me on the beach in Hawaii with that, I'm gonna like good call.

Rayette 32:57

Yeah. If you answer me at the office, that I get to go to work 10 hours a day and you know to make ends meet and blah, blah, blah.

Jeffy McJefferson 33:06

Yeah. Living the dream, motherfucker. Are you fucking kidding me? No thanks. Yeah. I I that one bothers me too, man. And and also, you know, I know that he didn't make this up, but every other Jeff Foxworthy and and cable guy guy saying and shit like that, they fucking bug me the shit. That one's worse. Oh god, he's that one's that one is probably of all those dumbass things that those fucking whatever they're called, comic deal that they do. What caller comedy? Yeah.

Mike 33:42

Ron White was the best one.

Jeffy McJefferson 33:43

Well, Ron White was good.

Mike 33:45

He was an offshoot, man, because he was. He was clean on those. You get him on a regular one. I golfed with him once. That fucker, I mean, he's he's uh he's a hoot.

Jeffy McJefferson 33:53

Dude, I remember you telling that story. But I mean, I've seen him on his own. And he I mean, not live, but I've seen him on like a special one. Fucker's funny. Yeah, he's hilarious. Yeah, and these guys, you know, these other guys, I could just do without, man. I just could. You know, and and and gosh, get her done. Man, if I get her done. Oh man, I don't You might be a redneck. That was lost.

Mike 34:18

Yeah, that one too. You might be a redneck. But you know, it made them richer than us. So that catchphrase. Well, it did.

Jeffy McJefferson 34:23

I mean, I mean, good for them.

Mike 34:24

I'm gonna start going with YOLO.

Krista 34:30

No.

Jeffy McJefferson 34:31

Go YOLO. Okay, lubricant. Lubricant. That's my new saying.

Rayette 34:37

We just had that a little conversation about that word.

Jeffy McJefferson 34:40

Yeah. We did, because we were at like three minutes ago. I was here. Well, no, no, no, no. I mean, we were covered in the second. Yeah. Okay.

When Certain Words Cross A Line

Jeffy McJefferson 34:50

And Rick Jason's brother, he says he loves the word. And his chick loves the word. Cunt. Oh, gotcha. I was like, lubricant? No, the cunt part. Lubricant. No, but he's you know, using that word. And but he used it, he said he uses it in the joke. Oh, yeah, cunt, yeah. Something like that. But I was like, dude, I'll be honest with you, man. The only time I ever use that word is when I'm pissed. Yeah, that's somebody's fucked up. Yeah.

Rayette 35:16

They asked me if I liked it, and I said, absolutely.

Jeffy McJefferson 35:19

That's something you use in the bedroom. I knew damn well you didn't like it. That's you know, I said, I don't think you know she didn't like it.

unknown 35:25

No.

Jeffy McJefferson 35:26

Normally it's it's your white.

Mike 35:27

It's a hard word. It's a harsh word. It's one of those up there.

Krista 35:30

Yeah.

Mike 35:31

It's up there with the N-word. There's the C word and N-word. Well, the N-word's probably worse. Well, only if you're a white guy. If you're a black guy, you can say it. Now the C word applies to any color.

Jeffy McJefferson 35:43

But but the black guys don't use the hard ER at the end of it. Oh, it's uh, yeah. Yeah.

Rayette 35:48

Yeah, that's true.

Jeffy McJefferson 35:49

So that's a big difference.

Mike 35:50

Everyone on a podcast and we still don't say the word. No. No. No. No. You know what irritates me? It is an evil word, dude. Well, yeah. But I mean, the whole thing about racism is like if we want to get rid of racism, which I think we would if the media would just shut up, just say this happened between two Americans, two guys, to this. Why does it have to be a black guy or a white guy? Do they ever bring it up when it's an Asian guy? An Asian man and a white cop got into an altercation. No. Have you ever heard that? Oh. No. No. I mean, the whole way that the media reports everything, it just keeps promoting this racist thing about look at the black against the white. Just say two Americans. Does it have to be African American? No. How about you're an American? I don't if you're not from Africa. You were born in Detroit. What tie do you have to Africa?

Jeffy McJefferson 36:39

Well, I know a lot of, you know, a lot of black people, man, that don't like the African-American term. I bet. Well, just call me an American. Yeah.

Mike 36:46

That's how you get rid of racism. You quit identifying people as something other than a male American. Huh? There you go.

Rayette 36:55

Oh, I know one.

Jeffy McJefferson 36:56

Uh oh.

Rayette 36:57

You you brought this one up yesterday. Chef's kiss.

Jeffy McJefferson 37:01

Oh, yeah, chef kiss. Yeah, hello. Oh, the cuff.

Rayette 37:04

Oh, it was a chef's kiss.

Jeffy McJefferson 37:05

Chef tasted it. Wonderful.

Rayette 37:06

That's up there with that doesn't suck.

Mike 37:09

I like that saying. Do you like that saying? Well, it doesn't suck. Yeah. Sort of. That's a way of saying it's it's not bad, but it's not that good either.

Rayette 37:25

Oh, is that really what that means? That's why I that brings a whole new meaning to that word that's a good thing. Well, it doesn't suck.

Jeffy McJefferson 37:33

When it was great, I'd say, God, that was fantastic. Well, it doesn't suck.

Rayette 37:39

Huh.

Jeffy McJefferson 37:40

Well, if I bought an adult toy that was supposed to suck and it didn't suck, I'd be pissed. Well, there you go. Well, it doesn't suck. I'd like to return to the symptom.

Mike 37:48

Yeah. You need lubricant. Lubricant. Yeah. Go with the water-based. You got one?

Rayette 37:58

No.

Jeffy McJefferson 37:58

Oh, I thought you had one ready to cued up.

Rayette 38:01

I was thinking of the word literally.

Jeffy McJefferson 38:03

Man, I use that a lot. I know.

Rayette 38:06

I I think I find myself using it a little bit here and there too. Literally.

Jeffy McJefferson 38:10

Yeah. Literally.

Mike 38:11

But I remember say it like literally. Literally. Remember Chad, the bartender there? Yeah. Used to always use the term 100%. 100%.

Jeffy McJefferson 38:21

Ray It does too. That's 100%.

Mike 38:24

He'd come up, he'd say it like a maybe 99. Yeah. She's 100%. People have catchphrases they use all the time. Just like Jason uses snap.

Jeffy McJefferson 38:33

That's another one that sucks, man. Oh, snap. Snap. What's snap? Oh, snap. Yeah. That one's like way old and way older. Yeah, that is old. But yeah, he does use all snap and and it doesn't suck. Yeah. He does that a lot. Yeah.

Rayette 38:52

So does that mean it's not very good either? That's what Mike said.

SPEAKER_06 38:58

I wanted some clarification.

Jeffy McJefferson 39:00

It does make it broad. Okay, well, it doesn't suck. We just went into the great guy. It mildly sucks, right? Mildly sucks. Not that good, but it still sucks. It's not great. It's a tweener. It can't not suck. It's a tweener. It can't not suck if it's even mildly suck. Well, I mean, there's different levels of suck.

Mike 39:18

There's different levels of suck. One's 20 bucks an hour, one's 40.

Jeffy McJefferson 39:22

I'll pay the extra.

Mike 39:23

Okay. Yeah, I would upgrade. I like to upgrade on the suckers. And it's worth it. 100%.

Rayette 39:29

$100.

Mike 39:30

100%. Upgrades 100% worth it. $100? $100 make a holla.

Rayette 39:37

Just saying.

Mike 39:39

But it would suck. Bring your own if it's a BY B R O L. This wouldn't work.

Jeffy McJefferson 39:44

Bring your own lubricant. So what you know, if you if you if you had a one that offer you $20 and then one that offer you $100, you would think the $100 would be better. If they're offering me to do it. No, I'm just talking. I'm just saying. Okay. Just saying.

Rayette 39:58

How much is yours?

Jeffy McJefferson 39:59

Just saying. Just saying. There's the thing. Huh? Is yours a $20 or $100 an hour?

Mike 40:05

No. You got to think too. I mean, if if you're willing to ask $100, you're willing to ask $20. You're kind of a work and training ball.

Jeffy McJefferson 40:14

I just wonder though, you know, if you go up, I'm I'm gonna take the $100 because you would think that would be better than the $20. And then the $100 one didn't work out like you thought. You'd be like, man, I could have paid $20 for this buck.

Rayette 40:29

What if the $20 one doesn't have teeth? Does that make it better?

Mike 40:33

I'd probably pay the $20. No chance to get bit. Here's what I'd do. I mean, I'd go in there saying I'm gonna spend $100, but I think I'll get the $20 and have her do it five times. See? There you go. You get more bang for your buck. Right.

Rayette 40:47

What if you don't get the bang out of the buck?

Mike 40:49

Well, I mean and if and if the first one sucked, then yeah, okay, no way. If the 100 would suck, you're out of 100 bucks. Then do you go take your 20 is good, you get four more. Out of the four more.

Rayette 40:59

But if the 20 doesn't like if it sucks, and I don't mean in a good way.

Mike 41:04

Well, you just take your 80 and then do you take your 80 and offer to the hundred? Yeah, you gotta how about you give me 80% of that 100? Yeah, you have to. You have to offer to the hundred. Just but skip the beginning part, make sure you get to the end part. Make sure I get the finish, but I don't care about the beginning part. So just fast forward about 20 bucks. Fast forward about 20 bucks. Right.

Rayette 41:26

Skip the foreplay.

Mike 41:27

Yeah, I'm good with that. Yeah, just hey. Can we negotiate? You walked in with a plan. That's right. Can we negotiate this? Can I do you can I Jew you down?

Krista 41:39

There's another one.

Mike 41:41

Hey, how's this? Why is it nobody's 100% Jew? Everybody's Jewish. Why is that? Well, I wish I had an answer for that. They just don't want to admit it or what? It's like I'm Jewish-ish.

Jeffy McJefferson 42:02

I'm gonna use it. Next time I see my friend Jay, I'm gonna use that. Jay, are you Jewish? Yeah. You're not 100%. Jew, mother brother? What a percent are you? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 42:13

That's hilarious. I've never heard of that one.

Mike 42:16

But you know, drew you down. Oh, there you go. I know. That's a they're they're known for that.

Rayette 42:22

They are. Why?

Mike 42:24

Well, it's the person who goes to a yard sale and something's marked for 50 cents. Like, would you take a quarter? Just take it for free because I don't want to argue with you. I'll pay you 50 cents to take that shit.

Rayette 42:32

I like when people come to my sales and ask me that because I flat down tell them no. One guy asked me, he says, I had two dollars on a thing of like juice.

Mike 42:45

A juice? You had Jews down there? Yeah. Jews. How many Jews? Oh, juice. My bad. I thought they were selling them now. Oh my god. He sells them for two bucks.

Rayette 42:53

Don't try to do me down either.

Mike 42:55

He started at four.

Rayette 42:57

But he goes, You take a dollar? I said, No, I'll take two. He goes, No, you take a dollar. I said, Nope, you can set it down and go to Walmart and pay $4.97. He paid the two dollars.

Jeffy McJefferson 43:08

His favorite Did he have a long nose? Jason's Jason's friend was up at car rides the other day, and she and Red kind of got mad at me for this, but they were talking about tattoos, you know, and how much they were and stuff like that. And I go, well, Germany used to give them away for free.

Krista 43:26

Fucking God. That's harsh. It's the fucking truth.

Mike 43:35

Yeah. Sure did. Yes. What do what do Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler haven't or what's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Oh God. I don't know. Michael Phelps could finish a race. Oh no.

Rayette 43:55

And on that.

Mike 43:57

No, but I had a patient come in, and he's a tattoo artist. And he's a big guy. And he's got cats all over. And he said something that just slayed me. How's that per term? That's good. I can live with that. But he's talking about, dude, because you know, I said, I've been up where I'm like 270, I'm down to 230. And he said, I just kind of bounced back and forth. I said, Well, man, hey, you're remaking yourself. That's good. You're trying to get back in shape. He goes, Well, the the the reformer or the prison system will do that to you. And I'm like, oh shit, sorry.

SPEAKER_05 44:26

What? What?

Mike 44:29

He says, Yeah, when the food's not very good and you got nothing to do but work out, I tend to get in good shape.

Rayette 44:34

Oh my god.

Mike 44:37

Good on you.

Rayette 44:38

I was gonna ask for a recommendation for a tattoo, but I don't know.

Mike 44:42

But he said something else, which was kind of he married the same person twice.

Krista 44:47

Didn't marry the first time.

Mike 44:48

Yeah, I said, What? He goes, actually saved me a lot of money. I'm like, how? And how he goes, because that's the first time I divorced her, the kids were with me 85% of the time, but I had to pay 2,400 bucks in child support. I remarried her. Then they only had to pay her a thousand bucks when I divorced her the second time. Like, brilliant. You thought this one through.

SPEAKER_05 45:08

Oh my god.

Mike 45:09

I like this guy. He's cool, but he says some shit off the cuff. You're like, wow, okay.

SPEAKER_05 45:14

Huh.

Mike 45:15

He should be on this podcast. Yeah, you should.

SPEAKER_05 45:18

Yeah.

Mike 45:19

Yeah. Is he around here?

Rayette 45:25

Tell him bring his tattoo gun too.

Krista 45:27

Yeah.

Mike 45:29

I asked him, he said, Do you do any of those? And he goes, He said, Have you done any of those? He goes, Yeah, the ones I did are most have been covered up by somebody who's good.

Rayette 45:37

Okay, don't bring the tattoo gun.

Mike 45:39

Well, because he did them when he was in the correction system.

Rayette 45:41

I have enough bad tattoos.

Mike 45:43

He said, Now he's been doing it for nine years. You do it professionally, but he said I wasn't a professional when he did my first one.

Rayette 45:48

Oh, that makes sense.

Mike 45:49

I just had some free time.

Rayette 45:51

That makes sense.

Rent Free Thoughts And “Die On That Hill”

Jeffy McJefferson 45:52

I did find a couple real quick. Yep.

Rayette 45:54

Oh, back on topic, I mean.

Jeffy McJefferson 45:57

We strayed. Just for a second, then we'll stray again. Living rent-free in your head.

SPEAKER_05 46:04

Oh, yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 46:05

Dude.

Mike 46:07

He's living rent-free in your head. In other words, you said something stupid that I can't seem to get rid of. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I charge rent. You're gonna buy me a beer for that shit you just gave me.

Krista 46:19

That's right.

Mike 46:21

You ain't staying for free.

SPEAKER_06 46:24

You owe me a Dutch Rose, man.

Jeffy McJefferson 46:25

Son of a bitch. Party bum. Party bum. And living my best life. How many have you had? Sybil. Well, let's just live. You've said that before. Eh, she's living her best life. Like, eh.

Rayette 46:43

I did about a certain person.

Jeffy McJefferson 46:46

Yeah.

Rayette 46:47

Re kind of recently I said that.

Jeffy McJefferson 46:50

Said that about your daughter who wants Shane's. Yes. Yeah. Is that who you're talking about?

Rayette 46:53

Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 46:54

Okay.

Mike 46:54

So if somebody's really sucking, you're like, God, she's living her worst life. Is there any way out of that, or do you only have one?

Rayette 47:01

I mean, good.

Mike 47:02

You mean it's like stay in your lane, bro?

Jeffy McJefferson 47:03

Stay in your lane's another one. Dude, stay in your lane's another one.

Mike 47:09

Know your role.

SPEAKER_06 47:09

Just keep Mike Mike talking. We'll pull him out.

Mike 47:12

We're pulling out. So in other words, all I do is pretty much say stupid comments that nobody likes. Yeah. Start to figure this out.

Rayette 47:20

We just needed you here for a reason.

Jeffy McJefferson 47:21

I just needed a little lubricant. I'm getting there. 47 minutes in, we got this. We got him. He's hooked. Tell me, tell me you whatever without telling me whatever. You know, because I like to say, oh, tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot. That's a lot of people like do. I mean, I'm just using idiots.

Rayette 47:42

They'll say like stuff like that. They'll input whatever word in there. Yeah.

Mike 47:49

Kind of dumb. It it's well, here's a funny thing. One of the caretakers for Karen, when she's telling me something, and some some people have this habit. Almost every third word out of her mouth is whatever. Well, whatever she and we did this and that and whatever, and then we came over and whatever. And I'm like, I start counting. And now I'm talking bit to know her pretty well. Sometimes after a sentence, I'll be like, five. You just said whatever five times in that sentence.

Rayette 48:15

Or like.

Mike 48:15

Like oh, you like?

Rayette 48:16

Like is another one that you're doing. Every third word is like like.

Jeffy McJefferson 48:23

Guilty of that sometimes when I'm trying to think of something. I'm like, I like, like, like, like, like. Or you know. You know, too. I'm guilty of that too.

Mike 48:31

Yeah. But whatever is like, what does whatever have to do with anything you're telling me? One thing, and I I say this a lot.

Jeffy McJefferson 48:39

I say this a lot. Yeah. Like, I'll die on that hill. Are you going to die on that hill or die on that hill?

SPEAKER_05 48:48

I'll die on that hill.

Mike 48:50

Well, it means you're you're committed. I say that. I mean that to me it's like You do say that sometimes.

Rayette 48:56

I do.

Mike 48:56

I say that. But you didn't come back and say, would you really? You're going to die on the hill? It's a good thing to say, but are you really going to do it? Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 49:05

You know, I'll I'll do it, you know, if you're not going to be able to die on the hill, I think about the middle.

Rayette 49:10

Like if you're arguing with somebody and that's their final say and you're like, Yeah, or they say something.

Jeffy McJefferson 49:17

I told Jason that one time, man. I was like, he was saying something about things, something he wanted to do. I go, dude, you're really gonna die on that hill? Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_05 49:30

Doesn't suck.

Jeffy McJefferson 49:32

Doesn't suck. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. He's notorious for that.

Mike 49:40

But when I see die on the hill, I just think of like that statue of Iwo Jima when the military's got the flag and plug. That's uh if you're gonna say you're gonna die on the hill, then by God be committed to it. That's where it come from. It's just you can't use that lightly.

Jeffy McJefferson 49:51

No, but they do. Oh, and there you I'll tell you one that pisses Rick off. Mo Ricker, the Ricker hates this more than anything, is that people who have never been in the service saying they have PTSD.

Rayette 50:05

Oh, yeah, that ticks him off.

Jeffy McJefferson 50:07

That means they've been married. I wish he was here right now.

Rayette 50:10

That means they've been married.

Jeffy McJefferson 50:11

Dude, he he would go on for the rest of the show about that. It freaking drives him nuts. I mean, but they're but there's people that do that all the time. Well, there's a lot of yeah.

Mike 50:26

Think of the guys came back to Vietnam. I mean, you went over there, the shit they saw was uh unbelievable. And they came back here and then you got people protesting, calling baby killers. I mean, they they didn't go over there because they wanted to.

Jeffy McJefferson 50:36

I mean, they should have like they're in the service. Yeah, yeah, you know.

Mike 50:41

But that was a that was kind of a that was a strange time. But to come back and not be celebrated for hey, thank you for your service.

Jeffy McJefferson 50:47

Because there's a girl that used to come to cart rides that we all know, and don't come there anymore, that always said that she had PTSD, and it drove Rick or fucking bonkers. Like, you don't fucking have PTSD.

Krista 51:05

Yeah.

Mike 51:07

Some people's tolerance, some people's tolerance to stress.

Jeffy McJefferson 51:11

Yeah.

Fake Service Dogs In Public Spaces

Jeffy McJefferson 51:12

And this is not related to that or anything, or even to the show, but or the topic, but that's weird. Fake service dogs.

Mike 51:24

How about service parrots or service this? I mean, we're at the top of the fucking food chain. If you need a parrot to get through your day, you got some issues.

Jeffy McJefferson 51:32

I'm talking about the fake service dogs. I mean, yeah, the fake fucking service dog to bring their shit in a restaurant or a or a grocery store. Well, I see people bringing fucking dogs, and even if they don't even have service dog shit on them, and they bring them to the growler bar. Mm-hmm. Just brought a dog into the grocery store. It drives me fucking bats, dude.

Mike 51:55

You know? It's like, dude, come find a friend, rent a friend. I don't care. But can't you bring a dog into a here?

Jeffy McJefferson 52:01

You're you're not okay. Number one, if you're not drinking at the d at the growler bar at the grow we clarify this, we our grail bar is at a grocery store. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:11

Yeah.

Mike 52:11

We used to hang out bars when you're young. Now we hang out at a grocery store.

Jeffy McJefferson 52:14

Yeah. Now we could it's cool though. Now when we close the bar down, it's at eight o'clock at night. So we close it down, obviously. Yeah, we close the bar down, it's eight o'clock. But you know But in December that seems late. It's dark. It does.

Mike 52:28

Yeah. Not so much in July.

Jeffy McJefferson 52:30

I know. True. So light outside. But yeah, and then they'll come and and they're shopping and they have a fucking dog. Okay. Your dog can stay at home while you shop.

unknown 52:44

Yeah.

Mike 52:45

Pretty sure. Those are people you don't go up and ask to out.

Jeffy McJefferson 52:50

But these numb nuts, and that's an old saying, but I I wanted to use an old saying. These numbnuts. Num nuts.

Rayette 52:56

Numb nuts.

Mike 52:57

And where's the meaning of that? Are your nuts numb and does that cause this feeling you have? If my nuts are numb, I probably do stupid things too.

Jeffy McJefferson 53:04

Yeah, well.

Mike 53:05

Maybe that's where it came from.

Jeffy McJefferson 53:08

My nuts aren't numb because if they even get brushed up on, man, I'm on the floor crying. Need more lubricant. I need more lubricant. Yeah, don't get me started on that. But not lubricant, but but the nuts. No, but I mean, seriously though, these these dumb asses that do that, this just irritate the fan.

Mike 53:26

Faking it is to it. Now I get it.

Jeffy McJefferson 53:27

And now I think I think Raya was like looking and and at signs now in stores and shit like that, especially around here. And I think people are like, or store owners, you know, stores are going like Game Axe.

Rayette 53:39

Trader Joe's has a big sign out front now that says service dogs only. Like no emotional support or something like that. It says, because technically you don't have to allow an emotional support. It is service dogs only. An emotional support dog or animal doesn't qualify as a service animal. And you know it's actually two separate things.

Jeffy McJefferson 54:04

And you could tell them apart by if they're if they're fake service dogs or real service dogs. Because, you know, if you go, hey, I wish I could pet them. No, no, you know, and shit like that. You can't pet, you can't pet a real service dog. But they'll go, oh no, go ahead and pet the fucker.

Mike 54:19

Okay, well then that's not a real fucking real service dogs are amazing how they help people. I mean, something like that, that's outstanding. Don't get me wrong. They can sense when somebody needs their medications or if they sense in a seizure.

Rayette 54:30

Yeah.

Mike 54:30

But yeah, just if you say, Oh, I like my dog, I'm gonna take him with me, that's not okay.

Jeffy McJefferson 54:34

And then you get a fake service dog vest off Amazon or something.

Mike 54:38

But I don't see ever see a parrot or an iguana or a these things. They don't sense seizures. I when I I've had a one of my patients who's a stewardess, try to say somebody wanted to bring their parrot on the plane because it was a service animal. I'm like, really?

Jeffy McJefferson 54:51

Did they really? Yeah.

Mike 54:53

They tried to pull it off.

Jeffy McJefferson 54:54

I'm like, shit.

Mike 54:57

You would be fun to hang out with.

Jeffy McJefferson 54:58

Rock! She's having a seizure. Rock! Rock! I don't know. Is that how that goes? I don't know. Pelly have an epilepsy.

Rayette 55:07

Yeah, but if you if you had a business and you only wanted to allow service dogs or service animals, you could stop anybody that says emotional support at the door, and you do not have to let them in. I didn't know there's a distinction, but they're not they are not trained to be a service animal. They're not part of the ADA.

Mike 55:32

Well, the human was not trained to be a normal adult either. So there's sometimes that is true. The dog and the human both need some training. That's the way I look at it.

Rayette 55:42

But yeah, emotional support is not part of the ADA.

Krista 55:45

Okay. All right. I'm closing on that.

Mike 55:50

Fuck fake circus dog. I can say if you need an emotional support dog, you should have been at the back of the pack getting picked off. But you have now been moved to the front of the line.

Jeffy McJefferson 56:02

Yeah. If you can't if you have to bring your dog to a fucking grocery store, I'm sure it'd be okay for a little bit at your house, by the way, dicks. Okay. You don't have to fucking bring him to a goddamn grocery store or restaurant. Well, okay. Restaurant that has outside seating, I can I can fine.

Rayette 56:17

Whatever. That's what it's for.

Jeffy McJefferson 56:18

Yeah. As long as the dog's well behaved. The dog's gonna say bark, bark, bark, bark.

Rayette 56:22

I agree. Yeah, yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 56:23

Yeah. But no fucking, you know, don't don't bring the sons of bitches around. And I love don't okay. I love dogs. Okay, don't get me wrong, man. I fucking love dogs.

unknown 56:34

You know.

Mike 56:35

I don't think it really qualifies a dog for it's over 50 pounds though. Those little bitty.

Jeffy McJefferson 56:42

Yeah, a little terrier. He was a bad dog. This is just real dog food. And we only took him to like Petco and pet stores and places like Yeah, where he could shit all over the floor and we have to clean it up.

Rayette 56:55

And they have stations for that.

Jeffy McJefferson 56:57

And they do. And they do. Yes. He was a great dog. He was a damn good travel dog. He could he was traveled well.

SPEAKER_05 57:04

Yep.

Jeffy McJefferson 57:05

Anyway, now we gotta kill time.

College Football Tease And Goodbye

Mike 57:10

Well, we can talk about the ducks. They are ranked number two, you know.

Krista 57:14

Where's Oklahoma?

Mike 57:15

Where's Oklahoma ranked?

Jeffy McJefferson 57:17

Actually nine.

Mike 57:18

Really?

Jeffy McJefferson 57:20

Okay. Yeah. One slip up and we're over your asses.

Mike 57:26

So it's gonna be a good year. It's gonna be a good year. You guys, but you're in the Big 12, right? No, we're in the SEC. SEC. Oh, that's right. Okay. Used to be in the Big 12. Okay. Oh, sorry. You and Texas came over at the same time, didn't you? It's gonna be a good year. We are we are we're less than a little over three weeks away from college football.

Jeffy McJefferson 57:45

I know, and then we're gonna do a pre you know college football preview show. And we'll have Pete on.

Mike 57:51

I'm starting to get a Woody. Yeah.

Rayette 57:54

Just have him comment.

Mike 57:55

Is that a service woody? It hadn't been serviced in a while, no.

Krista 57:58

Is it an emotional support woody? Yeah.

Mike 58:01

So you can bring it.

Jeffy McJefferson 58:01

So you can bring it in the grocery store. Do you need a little vest?

Mike 58:03

This is my wife's story. It hadn't been serviced in a while.

Jeffy McJefferson 58:05

You can bring your service woody into the grocery store now.

Rayette 58:08

So we'll get you a vest.

Mike 58:15

Got a little surge caught in the back of the throat on that one. Yeah.

Rayette 58:18

You know, they have those little have you seen those little It needs more of a sling at this point, though. Those little koozies that look like little puffin vests and stuff. We can get one of those and and alter it to a little emotional support.

Jeffy McJefferson 58:30

Like a Chad vest?

Rayette 58:32

I know, yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 58:33

Oh yeah. Yeah.

Rayette 58:34

Yeah. We'll just write emotional support on it.

Jeffy McJefferson 58:37

I would need to Google it and see if they have one that would fit like a little weeble. You remember those little weebles?

unknown 58:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 58:44

Weebles wobble so that they don't fall down.

Jeffy McJefferson 58:47

We can go on another tangent for another hour about my small dick, and we're not going to do that. So but anyway.

Rayette 58:53

You're welcome for the visual.

Jeffy McJefferson 58:55

Yeah. Well, there's not much of a visual. It sounds louder than it is. Yeah, you can. Yeah.

Mike 59:02

You'll hear it before you see it coming.

Jeffy McJefferson 59:04

It's like it's like to describe it. It's like, you know, when you when you go go drive through a small town, you blink and you're done. That's the same thing with that. So it's gonna leave it at that. It's a one blink light. One blink. Yeah, there's no light. You gotta go.

Mike 59:19

Anyway. Well it's like a train wreck. You don't want to look, but you have to.

SPEAKER_05 59:22

Welcome everybody.

Jeffy McJefferson 59:23

If you can. Yeah. Make sure if you need readers, get them. So hey, Jeffy McJefferson at almost famous radiopodcast.com.

Mike 59:32

Jeff with a G.

Jeffy McJefferson 59:33

It's not a G off. Yeah, it's Jeff. It's not G off Reed Jefferson. I was just getting going. We're done. I know. That's yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, we kind of fucked this one up, didn't we?

Rayette 59:44

And on that note.

Jeffy McJefferson 59:45

Yeah, on that note, we're out. You know. Go live your best life. Yeah, live your best life. YOLO.

SPEAKER_02 59:51

Yeah. What else? Uh what else can we tell everybody real quick? Bless your heart. That's that one will never die. That will never die.

Mike 1:00:03

Fuck up, friends.