April 25, 2026
Emergency room orifice disasters starts with the penis and if a battery is bad enough, somehow the list keeps going: candle wax, chess pieces, glass beads, pens, pencils, a comb, apples, magnets, a spring, a screw, staples, a thermometer, a guitar string, an allen wrench, and even headphones. From our humble backyard studio, we take a real compilation of emergency room urethral foreign body visits and react the only way a human body can react: laughter, disbelief, and full-body flinching. We don...