Ricker And His Daughter Mariah

Welcome Drinks And Phone Setup

Intro 0:11

From our humble backdoor studio, the Almost Linus Radio Podcast, Jefferson, Jefferson, let's go.

Jeffy McJefferson 0:24

And welcome to the Almost Linux Radio Podcast. Jeff Jefferson here. Well, guess what? Man, we got Richter on the phone.

SPEAKER_02 0:34

Yep.

Jeffy McJefferson 0:35

And Mariah?

unknown 0:37

Hi.

Jeffy McJefferson 0:38

You on there?

SPEAKER_05 0:39

I'm his favorite daughter.

Jeffy McJefferson 0:41

Wow, the favorite daughter. There we go. This is all phone stuff here, so you gotta bear with us. Okay. So what we do, we go around the table, and I'm the only one at the table, obviously. I've got Modella. What do you guys got?

SPEAKER_04 0:58

I have Mac and Jacks.

SPEAKER_06 1:00

Do you have Mac and Jacks?

unknown 1:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:03

Yeah, Kurt bought brought Mac and Jacks down.

Jeffy McJefferson 1:07

Wow. That's a that's an L dude favorite.

SPEAKER_06 1:11

I that's what I was telling him. I said it was one of our golf buddies' favorites.

Jeffy McJefferson 1:15

Yeah. What you got, Ricker?

SPEAKER_06 1:17

I got a I I got a uh Old Forrester.

Jeffy McJefferson 1:22

Oh, you went Old Forester after we left?

SPEAKER_06 1:25

Yeah, there's a little bit less. I would have I would have offered you, but uh there's only enough for me.

Jeffy McJefferson 1:31

So no no, I'm just saying, you know, because I was like, whoa, damn, we were drinking the Cossi there before.

SPEAKER_05 1:39

Real real quick plastic bottle dark liquor is down for that. He's like, is this on sale for $17?

SPEAKER_02 1:50

Blast.

SPEAKER_05 1:51

I glass.

SPEAKER_06 1:52

It's the only way to go.

Jeffy McJefferson 1:54

Glasshouse. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:55

Yeah. Glass house, glass bottle.

Jeffy McJefferson 1:58

But a little bit of backstory real quick is like Mike, Rayette, and I came over there. Oh, with with Mike's lovely bride. And we had a couple of Ninkasis, and so that's that's what surprised me about he went old Forester.

SPEAKER_06 2:18

So well, yeah, I thought I would do one because I need to drink.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_06 2:26

But yeah, it's all it's all good. Are you are you guys taking off? No. Sorry. No, we're good. Keep going, Jeffy. I just uh it's all good.

Jeffy McJefferson 2:38

So Mariah Mariah is gone.

SPEAKER_02 2:44

Oh I thought you were gone.

Jeffy McJefferson 2:46

Is she gone?

SPEAKER_02 2:47

No, she's here.

SPEAKER_06 2:48

Nope, she's here.

Jeffy McJefferson 2:49

Okay.

Mariah On Growing Up After Court

Jeffy McJefferson 2:50

Let's let's backstory about you.

SPEAKER_03 2:54

Oh god.

Jeffy McJefferson 2:56

You're Ricker's daughter.

SPEAKER_03 2:58

Oh yeah, I am.

Jeffy McJefferson 2:59

Yeah, and you live in Delaware, right?

SPEAKER_05 3:04

I do. It's a complex story.

Jeffy McJefferson 3:07

Let's let's hear it.

SPEAKER_05 3:09

Yeah, we should definitely go back to October 3rd, 1990s.

Jeffy McJefferson 3:13

Let's go back. Let's go back anywhere anywhere you want to go. Let's go back.

SPEAKER_06 3:19

See, now you're just asking for her to, you know.

SPEAKER_05 3:23

Trauma dumped.

SPEAKER_06 3:24

Yeah. We gotta go back.

Jeffy McJefferson 3:27

We gotta hear it. We gotta hear it. Okay. Well, go ahead. You're on.

SPEAKER_05 3:33

Honestly, it was the 90s when like Slimfast is all the rage. Like moms like hate their bodies. Like it's a whole thing. Like the 90s were a whole vibe. And my dad was like that random dad that was just a really good fucking dad. And then the court system was like, no, but like you have to be with your mom all the time. And you can see your dad like four days a month. So like that that's just what happened. But after a while, no, like you were such a good dad. You he was such a good dad. He wanted me to be a boy so bad in like and like I turned out to be the girliest girl ever. No, it is like he's like, oh Sierra, like she's the firstborn, but she's the daughter. And so they like doted on her, but then he would kind of try and get her to like play catch and stuff. And then I came along and he's like, oh my fucking god. I would like walk out there with like a dress on and sneakers and a baseball cap backwards, and I'm like, okay, I'm ready to play. He's like, no, you have to hold the glove up, Mariah.

Jeffy McJefferson 4:49

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_05 4:52

And then I'd just be like out there in the lawn, just playing with my dress, and Sierra and him are like really trying to like, you know, have a like a mean pitching like fit. And he's like, Mariah, just go chase headlights. Do you know how long? Do you know how long in my life it took me to realize he was telling me to chase cars that were coming towards me? Chase headlights.

SPEAKER_03 5:18

He didn't say chase taillights. He said chase headlights. So fucked up.

Jeffy McJefferson 5:29

Freaking awesome.

SPEAKER_06 5:31

Well, it was a saying, you know. That's the thing. It's a saying. It's not, you know, don't don't actually go chase headlights. It just means go out in the street and play.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

But it also means like stop talking. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 5:46

Shut up and go away is another way of looking at it. Yeah, it's all good.

Jeffy McJefferson 5:51

So Mariah, okay, we we all know Ricker here. Kind of a lot, you know, and stuff like that. You have way, you have way more backstories. No, no, I I shouldn't say backstories, but you have way more information on it that we need to hear.

SPEAKER_06 6:12

Oh yeah. Yeah, but why do I need to be involved in any of this? You want a bad guy?

Jeffy McJefferson 6:16

Yeah, because you're right here. Yeah. So don't interrupt her, man. Don't interrupt her. So like scratch not nothing yet there, Ricker. So we got to go. Okay. All right. Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 6:37

What do we where do we want to go from here?

Jeffy McJefferson 6:40

Well, hell, you got you tell me. I mean, this guy, you know, he's a great guy and stuff like that. Was he not always a great guy?

SPEAKER_02 6:49

No, I wasn't.

SPEAKER_05 6:51

I would say No, I don't, I don't want to get too Yeah, we're not gonna get too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel like as an adult, his like immorality in other places, which I don't know the details of, made him way more strict on us morally. Like this is like the right thing to do. This is the wrong thing to do. I remember, I swear to God. So this is like after my dad won custody of us from our mom, and it was a whole thing, whole traumatic thing. And a lot of it has to do with Teresa.

Jeffy McJefferson 7:27

Yeah, I'm not gonna go into that.

SPEAKER_05 7:29

Yeah. Okay. So we are living with my dad, and I go to him and I have a 4.0, and I'm like running track doing ballet, and I'm like, Dad, I got a 4.0. And he looks at it and he goes, very good. And I hung that bitch on the fridge myself, and I was like, You're gonna look at this every day. Okay, you look at this every fucking day. But then like other things where it's like, my dad has made me coffee and eggs every single morning that I've ever stayed with him, like up until this trip, which I have a lot of comments about.

Jeffy McJefferson 8:11

Which we need to hear.

SPEAKER_05 8:23

Like, why is it not being served to me in bed like normal?

SPEAKER_03 8:29

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 8:30

I'm like, Dad, what are you going through? What do we like? What do you mean? What do you need to talk about?

SPEAKER_06 8:37

I don't need to talk about anything. Seems like you guys have it all covered.

Jeffy McJefferson 8:42

No, we don't have it covered, man. She's she's she's got a little bit covered. You know, what do you think, Ricker?

SPEAKER_06 8:48

Uh, I think I need to drink more. Oh.

Jeffy McJefferson 8:51

Well, I don't think I've drank enough. Well, you're out of old force.

SPEAKER_06 8:55

You know, I I I made plenty of mistakes. Many, many, many, many.

Jeffy McJefferson 9:01

Every dad and mom has done that. That's okay. But, you know, she she freaking flew from Delaware to come and see you.

SPEAKER_05 9:10

Dude, I love my dad, and you will never hear me talk. Like, I'll talk shit to his face, but I will never talk shit behind his back. Like, I love my dad so much. I'm so grateful for him. I'm so grateful for him.

Jeffy McJefferson 9:23

Yeah, because you know, we were actually we were at the at the at the I mean we were in the backyard, you know, and stuff like that. You guys help us put up the stuff. Had a little hot dog feed, you know, and stuff like that. Yeah. It's always fun to listen to you bullshit and stuff like that and then hang shit on your dad. A lot of people out here would love to hear that.

SPEAKER_06 9:48

Well, I don't know what to tell you. It's you know, you're only getting one person on this, you know, she she likes to hang shit on you. Well, I know, but I mean it'd be better if you had both of them because Sierra's probably got more stories. I don't know. Although you always both have fairly similar.

Jeffy McJefferson 10:08

Mariah had plenty.

SPEAKER_06 10:09

Time frames. Yeah, oh, she does. She does. She's being good though. She's, you know, not divulging everything. I'm sure I don't know what to say.

SPEAKER_05 10:20

I need more guidance. Like, I'm that type of energy where I like need to be like told like more in the lane of like where I'm supposed to be.

SPEAKER_06 10:30

Well, what do what stories do you want to, you know? I I don't care what stories you tell. I mean, what stories do you want to tell about your childhood that I was involved with?

SPEAKER_05 10:38

That's what we you know, kind of this this one comes really full.

Jeffy McJefferson 10:42

Good, bad, or ugly.

SPEAKER_05 10:45

I love this one.

Jeffy McJefferson 10:46

Okay.

Mechanic Dad And Learning To Drive

SPEAKER_05 10:47

So obviously, my dad has been a mechanic forever. And he's like grow growing up with three daughters, like honestly, I just can't even imagine. I can't even imagine what that was like with one daughter like me. Okay. So honestly, whatever.

Jeffy McJefferson 11:04

And it's kind of like it's kind of like uh uh what's at the show Last Man Standing. That that you know, Mike Baxter, stuff like that, you know, with uh Tim Allen. Yeah, Tim Allen, you know, he has three daughters, yeah. So okay, go ahead. Sorry, Bert.

SPEAKER_05 11:20

Like dad just has to learn to like love getting beat up on all the time. Like that's kind of our love language, and we've we've fully leaned into that by this point. But when I was a kid, I was like the youngest, right? Like I'm the youngest of three girls. And so then, like with my sister with Sierra, he's like, we have to teach you how to like drive a stick and change your oil and change a tire. Somehow, by the time it got to me, it was like, oh, Mariah is fucking hopeless. Like, there is no way. They they signed me off to my aunt to teach me how to drive. What? They were like, she can't, she cannot, I cannot handle this. I cannot handle Mariah. And at this point, I'm in full rebellion mode, which is kind of, yeah, that is kind of my like, that is kind of my MO is when I'm like building boundaries, I just turn against everything, right? And so I am like, like, you guys are controlling me. I'm in high school, I've been a 4.0 student forever. I'm already into college, like early, early admission, like whatever. And so my sister gets this is the first. My sister gets a flat tire, and I'm with her, and it's Sierra, the oldest, and I'm like 14, and we're on the side of the road. And I'm like, dude, you just keep driving until it like stops. Until it like. And she's like, really? And I'm like, yeah, we're on the freeway. What do you expect to do? It's ripping off in shreds. And I'm like, dude, we'll just like call big O. And we call dad and we're on the phone with him.

Jeffy McJefferson 13:15

You call dad, you called your dad big O.

SPEAKER_05 13:19

No, big O tires.

unknown 13:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 13:21

We called the phone tires and we're like, oh, they're closed. So we call dad and we're like, dad, like, we're on the side of I5, like it's not great. It's like right by the hilltop exit. Like, there's a lot going on. And he's like, You guys, it's 4th of July. You think anyone is changing tires right now but me?

SPEAKER_03 13:47

Well, Pira, I can't believe you drove on that tire for so long. Like, dude, dad's gonna be so pissy.

SPEAKER_02 14:03

Oh my gosh. Oh man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:08

So then we go into my slew of tickets.

Jeffy McJefferson 14:12

Oh, there's a slew of tickets?

SPEAKER_05 14:15

Yeah. So one time I mean you said slew.

Jeffy McJefferson 14:18

I mean, there's yeah, there's a whole slew. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 14:21

Yeah.

Pulled Over For Phone And Pizza

SPEAKER_05 14:22

So this is when they're first enacting, not driving on your cell phone. And I get pulled over for driving on my cell phone. And he looks at my ID. This is pretty privileged to the max. I'm not even kidding. He looks at my ID and he's like, Cavallero, are you Italian? And I'm like, I'm actually Sicilian. And he's like, oh my God, me too. And I was like, no way. And he's like, and he's like, can I see your driver's license, registration, and insurance? And I'm like, sure. And I hand him my driver's license, my insurance, and my medical card. Like my health insurance.

Jeffy McJefferson 15:05

Oh, your medical card too, uh.

SPEAKER_05 15:07

My health insurance.

Jeffy McJefferson 15:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 15:09

And I'm like, here you go. And he's like, no, I meant your car insurance. And I was like, oh, I don't know where that is. I have no idea. And he's like, you know what? What? We're just gonna call it a day. Like, you're probably good. Don't be on your phone again. I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_06 15:32

Was this in Eureka?

SPEAKER_05 15:33

Yes. And I was like 17. 17. The next time I get pulled over, I'm 18 years old.

Jeffy McJefferson 15:40

She's only 17. Yeah, that kind of thing. Yeah. Okay. So that's what that's what the cop probably thought thought.

SPEAKER_05 15:47

Oh it was midday, broad daylight, and I'm just on my phone in an intersection, turning left, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm getting pulled over. This is crazy. Okay. Then we moved to my 18th.

unknown 16:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 16:01

I get pulled over. I get pulled over. And he's like, hey, are you okay? And I'm like, yeah. And he's like, have you been drinking tonight? And I was like, no. And he's like, so you're a shitty driver. All the time. What? And I was like, I guess. What are you talking about? And he's like, you're swerving through lanes. And I was like, I'm sorry, sir. I just got a pizza from Bains Pizza and it's in the backseat. And I'm trying to get a piece out of the box. And then he shines the flashlight in my lap, and there's just a piece of pizza in my shit.

SPEAKER_03 16:44

And then he's like working. And I was like, Babes, it's really good. It's like ricotta and like the cheese. I was like, do you want a piece?

SPEAKER_05 16:52

And he's like, have a good night. I absolutely cannot handle this right now.

SPEAKER_06 17:01

Oh my gosh, man. You tortured these Eureka cops like crazy, didn't you?

SPEAKER_05 17:07

Dude, the next two are on 299.

SPEAKER_03 17:12

Going from Redding.

Jeffy McJefferson 17:13

We got another one.

SPEAKER_05 17:15

These are the last two, though.

Jeffy McJefferson 17:16

I asked. I asked, so so I I you know, I deserve this. So go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 17:21

That's that.

Highway 299 Speeding Lessons

SPEAKER_05 17:23

So I'm driving back from Reading to Humboldt on 299, crazy road. I'm going 80 miles per hour.

Jeffy McJefferson 17:32

And by the way, this is in California for everybody in the world that didn't know this, okay? So go ahead.

SPEAKER_05 17:36

Yeah. And it's and it's for everyone who doesn't know, it's like the craziest, windiest road that a lot of people complain about getting like sick on. There's a lot of accidents that are like really tragic. People die a lot on that road. And I had I had driven that road since I was like five years old. And so I'm like You drove at five? Not okay.

Jeffy McJefferson 18:03

Okay, I got you. I had to clarify that. I had to clarify that.

SPEAKER_05 18:09

Yeah. Since I was born, I've been a passenger. I had driven that road though since I was 15. Like since I got my my permit.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:19

And so I'm driving that road and I drove it all the time. All the time. I went to Trinity Lake. I went to Shasta Lake. I went back home to see my parents. I mean, every weekend. And I'm driving back and I'm going 80, but it's the downhill, the big dad. You know what I'm talking about? Where it's like the 80s downhill.

SPEAKER_06 18:41

You're going to be united. On a windy road, you're going 80? No, it's it, well, it's kind of windy.

SPEAKER_05 18:48

No, it's pretty straight there. It comes down to the city. There's a straight and it goes down and it's going out of Weaverville.

SPEAKER_06 18:56

Right. It's gosh dang it. What is the name of that? It's not, it's Oregon Mountain. Oregon Mountain.

SPEAKER_05 19:02

And it's a big downhill.

SPEAKER_06 19:04

Yeah, it's a big long downhill.

SPEAKER_05 19:06

Then you're gonna gain space.

unknown 19:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:08

Like you're just gonna get it.

SPEAKER_06 19:10

There's like there's like three sharp corners in it, and it's probably a 1200-foot, maybe 1,500 foot drop. And there's probably there's three corners, and then there's a bunch of small corners at the bottom, but most of them are at the top, and there's a lot of straight sections that go to sharp turns, and then straight sections that go to sharp turns, and you gain a lot of speed because the top side is probably 8%.

SPEAKER_05 19:40

It's kind of like tabletop, like a tabletop term, and then straight down.

SPEAKER_06 19:45

Yeah, you go straight down.

SPEAKER_05 19:47

And so if you're trying to save your brakes, and by the way, my dad, the only time he ever took me driving for my lessons, like when I was practicing driving, the whole time he was like, Are we coasting or are we gassing? Are we coasting? We should be coasting now. It's a yellow, we should be coasting. And I'm like, oh my god. So I'm coasting down this hill and I'm going 82 in a 55. And he pulls me over and he's like, dude, I like you could kill someone though. And I'm like, my stomach hurts really bad. I was like, I have to go to I have to go to the nearest rest stop. I like actually have to poop so bad. And they're like, dude, no, you don't. He's like looking at my passenger seat and it's full of fucking Gardettos and Pringles. And I'm like, no, I'm really sick. I am really sick. And he's like, okay, I'm gonna follow you there. He follows me there, and then he writes me a ticket for 65, but he puts like a little thing by the 65 where it's like other cops can tell that he underwrote me, that I was going like 80 something, and he wrote me for 65 because he didn't want to like fuck my life over.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:02

Did he like give Did he like put a like poop emoji on there or something like that?

SPEAKER_05 21:07

Dude, it was literally a dot because I asked the next cop then because I didn't know how the next cop did.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:16

Oh, the next cop. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Why why did I think that was, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

That would be the end of the selection.

SPEAKER_05 21:24

No, yeah. We're on the we're on the end though. We're on the we're on the downhill side. Yeah, we're on the line.

SPEAKER_06 21:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 21:30

So then I'm going back from Reading again a month later, not even a month later, and I get pulled over again. Going 82. I swear to God, going 82 again.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:43

And I was like, what's the what's with the okay, okay. What's with the 82 thing? Okay, I gotta, I gotta kind of figure out what's with the 82 thing.

SPEAKER_05 21:52

Dude, I feel like my dad could tell you if you've driven that road a lot.

Jeffy McJefferson 21:55

You're the one that was driving 82.

SPEAKER_05 21:57

82 is not crazy. Well.

Jeffy McJefferson 22:04

These stories are like 82, so go ahead. Oh, okay, Ricker. You're the 82. You're the 82 guy. And you taught your daughters how to drive 82. Are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_05 22:22

It is kind of like golf where you can read a course. When you drive that road enough, you can read the road. Like you read the heads and flows, and you're like, okay, if I just like don't, if I coast here, then I can get up the next hill. Like it's a whole thing.

SPEAKER_06 22:39

It is. If you're just driving the drive.

SPEAKER_05 22:50

You can fight your engine.

SPEAKER_06 22:51

Like you can fight it, but I it's easier to just go and you know, again, you coast where you coast and you freaking hammer it where you hammer it. And, you know, you kind of just go the speed that the road dictates. I mean, there's places where you're doing 25.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:08

So you taught her you taught her how to go 82 when you need to go 82. Right?

SPEAKER_03 23:14

Probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:17

That was probably your uncle, but I'm gonna I'm I'll take it. No, it wasn't the uncle.

SPEAKER_03 23:22

I mean that.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:24

Couldn't have been the uncle. What's that now? Couldn't have been the uncle. It had to be the dead. You taught her about the 82. I don't think.

SPEAKER_05 23:35

I drove with you way more than I drove with Uncle Terry. Way, way more.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:41

Yeah, he still know what to tell you. Sorry, dude. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:47

Okay.

Jeffy McJefferson 23:48

You can blame you can blame it on the Uncle Ricker. I'll tell him, but she actually showed you that you are the one that taught her how to drive 82.

SPEAKER_02 23:59

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:00

Well it was only 55.

SPEAKER_05 24:03

Like it was fine.

unknown 24:05

Right.

SPEAKER_05 24:05

We were fine. And so then I get pulled over for the final time. And I open my glove box and the other ticket falls out.

SPEAKER_06 24:18

The other 825.

SPEAKER_05 24:22

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 24:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 24:23

And it that's how I knew it was pop code. That is how I knew it was cop code because he picks it up. He's like, wait, did you get another ticket? And I'm like, I really can't afford this. I'm just a college student. Like, I don't know what to do. And he like picks it up and he looks and he goes, See, we're going more than 65. I see her. And I'm like, how do you see that? And he's like, oh, there's signs. I looked at it. It was literally a dot in the upper right corner. And I was like, oh my God. And he's like, you have enough to deal with. You're fine. Just don't do it again. You're gonna kill someone. And I was like, okay. Never did it again. 72 was top speed after that.

Jeffy McJefferson 25:05

Oh, you you you you ratcheted down 10 miles an hour, so you were good there, right?

SPEAKER_05 25:10

Well, yeah, I never got pulled over at that.

SPEAKER_06 25:12

Well, you know, it honestly, it probably started with me going to the coast because I had the two.

Jeffy McJefferson 25:20

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_06 25:22

I had the two of them on the same road, and this is back when I remember this, by the way. See it remembered we had they had five-liter Mustangs. Okay. And I was going, I think I was in between Del Loma and Willow Creek somewhere on 299. And I'm hammering it, but I'm not going that fast. I'm doing 65, but not there isn't. Yeah, I I was I was actually doing 65, and uh that's what he says.

SPEAKER_05 25:54

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_06 25:56

Yeah, allegedly. There we go. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_05 25:59

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_06 26:02

So my favorite word is allegedly. Allegedly.

SPEAKER_03 26:06

Everything's alleged.

SPEAKER_06 26:08

So I'm doing over the posted speed limit. Let's go there.

SPEAKER_03 26:13

Yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_06 26:14

And I come around to court, and there's so many blind corners on that road, it's not funny.

SPEAKER_05 26:19

I mean, you basically this is back in like '98 when it's a really bad road. Like they haven't fixed they haven't fixed half of it.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:28

Like they haven't fixed half of it. It's a horrible road. Dad drove it by truck and could point out like the cars that were embedded in the in the river. Yeah. In the river.

SPEAKER_06 26:41

You could see freaking cars on that went over the sides.

SPEAKER_05 26:44

He had driven it so many times, he would be like, Oh, look over right now. There's a blue car. And we would see it like 50 feet down in the riverbed that had like crashed in there, and he is the one who like knew where it was.

SPEAKER_06 26:58

But I get I as soon as I see I come around the corner, I'm I'm hauling ass. I'm doing 65. And this is in the twisties. So I was going way over. And a CHP in a five-liter Mustang, which was what I had at the time, he lights me as soon as he sees me. It's like, okay, well, I'm done. And the kids are in the car with me because I'm going to see their grandparents. And he pulls me over, and the guy was laughing basically. And he comes up to me and says, You know you're not supposed to be going that fast. I said, Yeah, I get it. I, you know, no problem. I'll, you know. Well, I'm not gonna write you, but I'm going to write a fix-it ticket because your tires are so fucking bald, you're gonna kill somebody. Again. Yeah, exactly. So obviously, this is yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, he came up to the he came up to the car. He was really nice.

SPEAKER_05 28:05

He walked away, he walked away to write this fix-it ticket. And I distinctly remember in my memory, my dad takes his sunglasses off and throws them against the dashboard. He's like, fuck.

Jeffy McJefferson 28:17

I remember you talking about this just the other day.

SPEAKER_05 28:20

Dude, it is actually a crazy memory because I feel like my dad's anger, like this definitely comes from his Sicilian side of his family. But there's a lot of like history of anger. That is one of the moments of absolute rage.

Jeffy McJefferson 28:38

Where it was he's an angry guy.

SPEAKER_05 28:41

Dude, rage took over his body and he just like took those sunglasses off. He did not care if they shattered. He fucking threw those things against the windshield. He was like, fuck this guy, blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh my god.

Jeffy McJefferson 28:53

Do you think that surprise me? Do you think do you really, really, really think that surprises me? It does not. I work with the guy.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

No, yeah, and I feel like at work it comes out more than ever.

Rage At Work Calm As Dad

SPEAKER_05 29:06

No, it does.

SPEAKER_06 29:07

It kind of does. It doesn't come out when we golf. Doesn't come out when I didn't, you know.

Jeffy McJefferson 29:12

He he's he's a rage a holic at work. And it come it does not come. I just don't understand why it doesn't come out on on golf. Have you ever golfed with him for real?

SPEAKER_05 29:26

He's he what'd you say?

Jeffy McJefferson 29:28

Have you golfed have you golfed with him?

SPEAKER_05 29:31

No, I don't think so. I'm pretty good though. Like I would beat his ass. Like cut.

Jeffy McJefferson 29:38

Well, uh other than that, yeah, I just wondered, yeah. Cause that's what really shocked me, you know, working with him when I first got my job. First got my job there at Kelly's.

SPEAKER_05 29:52

As a dad, he is not rage a holic at all. As a dad, he is not. There's like certain things that you were like scared about, but mostly he was not rageful as a dad at all. And that takes so much patience that now me as a mom, I'm like, how?

Jeffy McJefferson 30:12

Well, that's what I was saying. You know, that's kind of what that's kind of what I was getting at with the with the work thing and the golf thing. And and I can understand what you're saying right there. Because when I first, you know, when I first started working over there at Kelly's, you know, and and they were like, Oh, uh I did I I was like, okay, I I kind of golf and stuff like that. So they they invited me to golf with him, him and Brad. And I was like, I told I told my wife, I was like, I don't know if I want to golf with these guys.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

You know, no, yeah, I don't blame you.

Jeffy McJefferson 30:53

Yeah, stuff like that. And she's like, go, go. Just go and see what see what it's like. So I was like, Yeah, but this guy is like a rage a holic at work. And I could you know, I could not believe how he was like level level at golf and not at you know, you know, at work.

SPEAKER_05 31:19

He was like pay close attention to him though, when you feel like he's level, he's actually just internalizing it.

Jeffy McJefferson 31:26

Well, it's kind of weird, man, because I mean golf, man, that's where that's where you get pissed off. You know, and and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_05 31:33

I mean, people that golf, you know, which which are out is golf and then they go day job and then they're chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 31:41

Yeah. He turns it off right there. I kinda kinda believe what you're saying right there, because that's that's what I'm saying, man, with with it when it comes from work and and golf. I was like, well shit. It's kind of weird. And I and I tell everybody this all the time.

SPEAKER_05 31:57

I was like, man, Ricker is like a negative Nelly and shit like that at work, and he he's no, but he is he'll let a thing ruin his whole day. And I'm like, how?

Jeffy McJefferson 32:13

But once he gets out of the once he gets out of the shop, it's a totally different thing. I I think we both do that, kinda, because I I kind of do that too. But man, it was it was kind of crazy, man, when he you know, when I when I first met him and stuff like that, and then went out to the golf course. I I thought that you know if you know he he made a bad shot. It would be so he would like snap clubs and shit like that over his knee and shit like that. He didn't do it.

SPEAKER_05 32:44

Dude, he would be so calm with Tierra and I, where he would like brush our hair. He would comb our hair after our showers for years. He would like have us both come out there and he would like comb our hair so gently. Like he he's just I know. Anyway, it's really uncomfortable.

Jeffy McJefferson 33:07

Anyway, you know what? You know what, Mariah? I'm gonna have bring a comb to work on Monday.

SPEAKER_06 33:12

And I'm not combing your freaking hair every day.

Jeffy McJefferson 33:15

He's gonna comb my hair.

SPEAKER_04 33:16

Dude, it felt so good. It felt so good. I love it.

Jeffy McJefferson 33:21

I don't have I don't have the long hair like you guys do, but I it wouldn't take him long to do it. So okay Okay, Rickard, I can't wait to have you comb my hair.

SPEAKER_06 33:30

Yeah, it's not gonna happen, Jeffy. You know, bring that comb anyways. It'll be where it works. Well, snap the fucking comb. I'm gonna get one.

Jeffy McJefferson 33:39

I'm gonna get one tomorrow. I'm gonna get a comb. Well snap it for you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:43

But guaranteed he's gonna brush Aspen and Jameson's hair.

SPEAKER_06 33:47

See?

SPEAKER_05 33:47

Probably for a long time.

SPEAKER_06 33:50

And and they'll love it. Core, and I did the same with Janessa. Or I tried.

Jeffy McJefferson 33:57

I can't wait to have my hair combed on Monday. Well, I don't know. Thank you, Mariah. Thank you for doing this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 34:05

I'm not even kidding. And it's really good for like stimulating like thickness, you know.

Jeffy McJefferson 34:11

I'm gonna get stimulated. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get stimulated on Monday, fellas, and and ladies and gentlemen. Ricca's gonna stimulate my hair with a comb on Monday at work.

SPEAKER_05 34:24

So good at wow.

The Office Hair-Comb Challenge

Jeffy McJefferson 34:26

Wow.

SPEAKER_06 34:27

I'm so glad we did this. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not. That's one of you. That's a freaking audience of one. Jeffy. Yeah, happiness. I can't wait for that.

Jeffy McJefferson 34:40

Am I right? I'll let you know how it works out.

SPEAKER_05 34:44

Thank you. I honestly love a follow up. Right. You know that about me.

SPEAKER_06 34:50

So a follow-up of nothing, Jeffy. It's not gonna happen. I'll do the follow-up.

SPEAKER_05 34:56

And like I want to know like how it holds up. You know, if I'm overselling him or underselling him, like these are things that I need to know when I'm going out in the public and just like saying things.

Jeffy McJefferson 35:08

When you get back, when you get back to Delaware, you're gonna like, hey, you know what? My dad combed his co-worker's hair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:17

It was uncomfortable for everyone. It was uncomfortable for everyone.

Jeffy McJefferson 35:21

It was uncomfortable for everyone, it was uncomfortable for everyone except for me.

SPEAKER_06 35:27

Oh my gosh. Oh, this is this is a case of crackhead versus crackhead. Because you two are freaking living in some alternative universe.

Jeffy McJefferson 35:40

Can't wait for that.

SPEAKER_06 35:41

Yeah. I'm getting it. You're gonna be waiting long damn time.

Jeffy McJefferson 35:46

Actually, I'll I'll I'll bring it a cart ride tomorrow.

SPEAKER_05 35:50

Dude, just get it, just get a wide tooth one. Because like he, you know, his anger issues.

SPEAKER_06 35:59

You still got a bag on me after that. You still got a bag on me.

SPEAKER_05 36:03

I mean, I get where his fear comes from.

SPEAKER_03 36:08

Protect me. He has any tingles. The wide tooth. Oh, you want to protect Jeffy. Yeah, Jeff, obviously.

SPEAKER_06 36:15

Obviously. My bad. I'm sorry, Jeffy. I thought for a second she cared, but that's No, I do care.

SPEAKER_03 36:22

Just listen back to the whole podcast and it'll cure a few moments of care.

Jeffy McJefferson 36:26

Well, she's uh she's kind of protecting me on that one then. I need, you know, because I have to buy a comb and she's actually going, like, hey, get a wide-tooth one. Okay, okay, good deal. Thank you, Mara.

SPEAKER_05 36:41

Giving good advice, first of all. And second of all, yeah, like four minutes of love and praise is more than most people hope for.

SPEAKER_06 36:50

That's true. Yeah. Out of you and your sister, yeah. Four minutes is really dead. That's probably all I'm gonna get.

SPEAKER_01 36:57

So you know, so that psychologically at some point.

Jeffy McJefferson 37:02

So when he well, so when he combs my hair, it's only gonna be for four minutes, or can I stretch it to five?

SPEAKER_05 37:08

Dude, I think that it might be like two minutes because you're not busy. I need I know, but still two minutes. If you spread it out like throughout the week, you could get it like probably ten minutes a week.

Jeffy McJefferson 37:21

Oh, that's a good idea. I'll just go ahead and do that.

SPEAKER_03 37:24

Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 37:25

Let's go two a day, Rick, next week.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

Like don't work himself.

SPEAKER_06 37:30

That's you you want to do two a day. Yeah, we'll do two a day. So you know, kind of like kind of like football and shit like that. Yeah, we'll go two a day. Yeah. We'll go two a day.

SPEAKER_05 37:42

But he does love like a spray-in, like a spray-in conditioner, if you can also I could probably find that.

SPEAKER_06 37:53

When you've got daughters with super fine hair that play outside like animals, and it's 105 degrees, you need a little spray-in. Spray-in's a good idea. Yeah. Not being a hair professional, but well, that's where it is.

Jeffy McJefferson 38:09

She probably has some of that stuff out there.

SPEAKER_03 38:11

So yeah, you missed out on the sale today.

Jeffy McJefferson 38:17

So uh I'm pretty sure that I can get some spray and conditioner to even do that. So hey, thanks for that. Well, thanks for that, Mariah, too. Awesome.

SPEAKER_06 38:27

Yeah, you're gonna bring spray and conditioner and wide tooth comb, and you're gonna do it yourself. No, you're gonna do it. No, I am not.

Jeffy McJefferson 38:41

No, you're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_03 38:43

You just haven't sit on his little booty.

Jeffy McJefferson 38:49

I'm actually gonna schedule everybody for nine o'clock because we open at eight. So we open we open at eight o'clock. So I'll schedule everybody at nine o'clock so I can have my hair treatment, you know, from eight to nine. You know. This is what happens on a podcast. That's that's what I'm gonna do. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 39:10

Dude, I already said that I shouldn't be doing this.

SPEAKER_06 39:14

No, this is what happens with all of them. They all go sideways. They never end up on the topic that you were talking about in the first. What the hell were we talking about to begin with? You you were talking about you. Oh, no, we were talking about Mira's tickets. No, that was bad.

Jeffy McJefferson 39:33

That was that was a long time ago.

SPEAKER_06 39:35

I I know, but now it comes down to you. We were talking about getting your hair comb by me. Because we have how this happened. Well, you know what? It's perfect. I I think that the hair combing I can't wait. You will be able to be able to wave, but you're gonna have to wait.

Jeffy McJefferson 39:56

I will I will shower, I will wash my hair and stuff like that. So it you know, it won't it won't stink and stuff like that. So yeah. I'll get I'll get all that stuff.

SPEAKER_06 40:07

You know, I'll get I'll I'll provide, I'll provide the you girls don't need to write out.

Jeffy McJefferson 40:15

I'll provide the comb. I'll pr provide the uh you know everything that you need. So all you have to do is just do it.

SPEAKER_06 40:22

I think I'd rather comb my daughter's hair, but thanks. That's I I'll still do that.

SPEAKER_05 40:30

No, he will. He'll still hold my hand in the parking lot to go to the grocery store. I'm not even getting it's so cute. It's the cutest thing ever.

Jeffy McJefferson 40:39

You're st you're still gonna be here on Monday, aren't you, Mariah?

SPEAKER_05 40:43

Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 40:43

Okay, you can watch him comb my hair.

SPEAKER_05 40:47

Dude, can I film it?

Jeffy McJefferson 40:48

Yeah, you can watch him you can watch him do that.

SPEAKER_06 40:54

Are you gonna are you gonna pipe it directly over to to uh Kelly so Brad can laugh at me?

Jeffy McJefferson 41:02

Oh, dude, you know, once it's done, it's done.

SPEAKER_06 41:05

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_05 41:09

We're scaring him now.

SPEAKER_06 41:11

No, can't can't do that unless you're gonna freaking, you know, unless you're gonna make it full humiliation.

Jeffy McJefferson 41:17

Oh, dude, I'll I'll I'll go ahead and I'll go ahead and for both of us. Yeah, we could we could probably go ahead and and and video that on the phone.

SPEAKER_05 41:25

Can't no, yeah, I'm going to. Don't worry about it.

Jeffy McJefferson 41:28

Right, right, Moray? We can do that.

SPEAKER_05 41:30

Yeah, I'm going to do that. It's not have that happening. Yeah.

Jeffy McJefferson 41:35

I I'm going to need you to do that because I can't do that myself while I'm getting the comb out.

SPEAKER_03 41:41

Oh, don't worry, y'all.

Jeffy McJefferson 41:42

So you can just like go all all around the all around the head and stuff like that when he does that and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

We're gonna do a full basic.

Jeffy McJefferson 41:53

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then and then you could just sit, you can just send it to me and and I'll I'll I'll send it to Brad.

SPEAKER_05 42:01

Okay, perfect.

SPEAKER_04 42:02

Yeah, they'll do it.

SPEAKER_06 42:03

It'll really work out well for you, Jessica.

Jeffy McJefferson 42:05

I'll send it to everybody at Cartwrights too, so it's all good.

SPEAKER_05 42:08

Oh, good. Send it to all your contacts. Oh, what?

Jeffy McJefferson 42:12

Oh, fuck yeah. I'm gonna send it to everybody, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 42:14

Like that's way easier. Just like do a select all and just see what comes back.

Jeffy McJefferson 42:21

Fucking exactly. That's what's what's gonna happen. You know what? Can't wait. I don't know if I like anybody anymore. You know what? You know, I I I I hate Mondays, but I'm gonna love this Monday.

SPEAKER_04 42:35

Dude, I'm kind of like poor.

SPEAKER_06 42:37

You're you're gonna love Mondays as much as you always love Mondays. Well, I'm gonna love this Monday because I can't wait. It's not gonna be different from any other Monday because it's a good one.

Jeffy McJefferson 42:47

Well, it's gonna be different, man, because I'm gonna get a coma.

SPEAKER_05 42:50

Dude, and the comments.

SPEAKER_06 42:51

You're lucky you got a damn podcast today. No less a comb out. I got I got both. You're getting one. I got both. That's all you're getting. And the one you're getting is not a freaking coma.

SPEAKER_05 43:06

Dude, it's very calming. I'm gonna do this to my dad. Hang on. This is a very calming thing. He's not gonna believe my hippie energy. But just wait. You have to just relax, dad. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:17

Oh me.

SPEAKER_05 43:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 43:19

Okay. Can't wait.

SPEAKER_05 43:23

If you just tap if you just tap the inside of someone's wrist, it feels so calming. Like slowly tap the inside of someone's wrist. Tell me that doesn't feel so relaxing.

Jeffy McJefferson 43:37

It's pretty good. Can you do that while you comb me out?

SPEAKER_05 43:42

No, I would never do that.

Jeffy McJefferson 43:43

No, I'm talking about ricker. I mean, can why why you while you comb yeah while you combs me out.

SPEAKER_05 43:50

One hand combing, one hand me.

Jeffy McJefferson 43:52

Yeah, one hand combing, one hand doing that uh little wrist hat thing. Yeah. Dude, I think hey, this is the best. I can't believe this is. You have to be extra talented, but yeah.

SPEAKER_05 44:04

I don't think he could do them both at the same time. It kind of takes a lot of like.

Jeffy McJefferson 44:08

I think he can.

SPEAKER_05 44:12

I have to like hold my dad's hand to like stop him from suffocating me at the same time. So it's like it's like kind of like calm fighting like a demon, you know?

SPEAKER_06 44:25

That's nice. I've been called everything tonight. But now I'm a demon.

SPEAKER_05 44:31

Dude, doesn't that feel good?

SPEAKER_06 44:33

It kind of does.

SPEAKER_05 44:34

Thanks.

SPEAKER_06 44:35

I have to admit it. It's kind of.

SPEAKER_05 44:37

I have some holistic medicine you guys can hear about next time.

Jeffy McJefferson 44:40

So I can't wait for that.

SPEAKER_06 44:42

Maybe, maybe, uh, maybe Jeffy needs some whole holistic medicine.

Jeffy McJefferson 44:46

Well, you're gonna give it to me on Monday.

SPEAKER_05 44:50

Jeff, I swear to God, when I see you the next time, if you're like, oh yeah, come film this. I'm gonna go in and I'm literally gonna hold you by the hand and I'm gonna be like, feel this, and then I'm gonna tap you on the inside of your wrist until you like sit down and like slump over.

Jeffy McJefferson 45:05

Really?

SPEAKER_05 45:06

It's gonna be really fun.

Jeffy McJefferson 45:08

It's gonna be fun.

SPEAKER_01 45:10

I think it is.

Jeffy McJefferson 45:13

Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Okay, while Ricker combs me out on Monday, you can do that wrist thing, and so we can just kill two birds with one stone.

SPEAKER_06 45:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 45:24

And any listeners should try this on someone they know that's anxious and just tap the inside of their wrist slowly at a pulse sensation, and it is the most calming thing.

SPEAKER_06 45:36

It is kind of it is it grounds you, it grounds you.

SPEAKER_05 45:39

It's very weird.

SPEAKER_06 45:40

Yeah, it's kind of kind of nice.

Jeffy McJefferson 45:43

And I'll let everybody know the next podcast after I get the comb out on Monday and the wrist tap. It's not happening. I'll let you know how it goes.

SPEAKER_05 45:54

It's gonna be full boutique. It's gonna be a full fucking boutique.

SPEAKER_02 46:00

Nope.

SPEAKER_05 46:01

We're gonna have cucumbers for the eyes, face mask, all of it.

SPEAKER_06 46:05

Oh shit. See, now you're giving him ideas and giving Jeff the ideas, it's like I don't know. Does that cucumber?

Skincare Masks Cucumber Myths

Jeffy McJefferson 46:15

Okay, real quick, Murray. Does that cucumber thing really work?

SPEAKER_05 46:20

No. No.

Jeffy McJefferson 46:22

Because you see it all, you see it all the time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:25

Cucumbers are full of water, so they're really good for hydration. So it's the same as putting like a cream or something under there, but it just keeps it dark, so it's like that. So that's why they've started putting putting like the warmed eye bean patches. Okay. Like the eye patches that are full of beans, but they're warm. They put those on now instead. Because like really they don't do anything, but like if you put moisturizer underneath, they do the same thing. But cucumbers are very moisturizing.

Jeffy McJefferson 46:56

But it doesn't work. But it doesn't work, right?

SPEAKER_05 47:00

What?

Jeffy McJefferson 47:01

It doesn't work. The cucumber thing doesn't work.

SPEAKER_05 47:04

No, it can work for inflammation a little bit because they're full of water, but like you really have to put like some crazy cream underneath. And they're more for darkening, darkening and calming the environment.

SPEAKER_02 47:18

Okay. So I was like a mask. The environment?

SPEAKER_05 47:24

They're a very cheap mask. Like the environment that they're in, if they're not in a dark spa, then you can put cucumbers on their eyes. That's why they're normally like in Mexican spas or like destination spas because it's really sunny and they have a lot of like natural lighting, and so they don't have dark rooms. And so they use those as their mask. But now they use the eye bean patches more because they're like warmed bean bags that are warmed on like a hot stove and they put those on your eyes instead. But the cucumbers are really good because they're darkening and they're cheap and they're moisturizing. So they like help with inflammation and moisture. So Rick in your eyes, like as a woman, like your eyes need the most moisture.

Jeffy McJefferson 48:09

Have you had a mask like that, Ricker? It's some kind of mask like that that she's talking about?

SPEAKER_06 48:16

I don't think so. I've been I I've had a couple of massages, and I don't remember anything like that.

Jeffy McJefferson 48:24

So, Mariah, okay, obviously you know about this mask thing.

SPEAKER_05 48:29

I'm actually a skincare addict. I know everything.

Jeffy McJefferson 48:32

Well, there you go. Yeah, so I've never had like a mask, but I've seen seen it, and they don't they like peel it off and shit like that after a while and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_05 48:46

Yeah, some of them, like the black masks.

Jeffy McJefferson 48:50

I don't know. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. I d I've never had one, so kind of curious how that works.

SPEAKER_05 48:57

Well, some of them are exfoliating masks. I would say that the ones where they like peel them off and they're like exfoliating your like deep like blackheads where they're peeling all your blackheads out of your nose, those are fake news. Like, I would say those are not real. I've never seen one work. I do think charcoal masks work because they like suck all of the sulfur and like oil out of your pores, and so they minimize your pores. And then there's a bunch of different ones. Seaweed masks work great. There's like the pink ones that are me, I don't even remember what those are made of. Like seaweed, like the pink, the beef.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 49:40

The pink stuff that we used to put on our poison oak.

SPEAKER_06 49:44

Oh, uh like uh like Clendomyasin? Is that what uh calamine lotion?

SPEAKER_05 49:51

Yes, like a calamine base is also really good because it's also sulfur-y, where it's like the clay hardens and it sucks the stuff out of your pores as it hardens. Um, so there's like some different alternatives. I feel like Lush is a really good brand if you want like natural alternatives. I have really bad skin, so I have to use like prescriptions.

Jeffy McJefferson 50:14

You have bad skin. When I when I was every time I look at you, every time I look at your face is like, I would, I wouldn't go like mad. She she fucking needs a fucking mask or whatever. Uh you know, I are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_05 50:30

You can ask my dad. This has been an ongoing, like long thing where I like I did sports, I did track, I would sweat, I would get like horrible cystic acne, horrible. Like, not cystic where it was like all over my face, but there would be like two that would just rage out for days. Like my dad actually did make jokes about it one time, and it was like horrifying for me. And I'm not even kidding. I was so sensitive to it. So then I just like really went into deep research about like skincare, and I've taken care of my skin. I've washed my face. I swear to you, probably out of 365 days of year, 350 days a year since I was 12.

Jeffy McJefferson 51:17

Just because you're dad?

SPEAKER_05 51:20

No.

Jeffy McJefferson 51:20

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 51:22

No, just because my skin was like that, and I was like really like scared about it. Like, you can't believe that. I mean Isn't that wild to think about? My dad can't say something about it. Like you're gonna have to like chime in here because it is.

Jeffy McJefferson 51:37

Well, okay, okay, let's let's let's let listeners know. I mean,

Celebrity Lookalikes And Closing

Jeffy McJefferson 51:41

who do you think that you know Mariah is is there a celebrity she most resembles? You know, could to kind of give them a perspective on this? What do you guys think?

SPEAKER_01 51:54

Who do you think I resemble as a celebrity?

SPEAKER_02 51:59

I'm like, gosh, I don't know. I'm not sure.

Jeffy McJefferson 52:06

Have you had Barah, have you ever been told that you oh you look like so-and-so and so-and-so?

SPEAKER_05 52:11

And I do want to say them, but I feel like they're very big exaggerations for me. Like they're way prettier than I am, but I would say like one that I've gotten a lot is Margo Robbie.

SPEAKER_06 52:23

I don't even know who that is. Who is she?

SPEAKER_05 52:25

She's like the girl who starred in the Barbie movie and was in Wolf of Wall Street and was like that wife, and then like Brooke, not even, I don't know.

Jeffy McJefferson 52:43

Okay, you're gonna say another one. So what's the other one?

SPEAKER_05 52:47

But honestly, dad is right. Like, dad used to have bad skin as well, and his skin is like so good now. I'm not even kidding, where I know that it came from his side of the family. Like, I will never forget that. I'm like, God, I'm sicilian and have cystic acne, but I have been obsessive about it since I was 12, and I'm not kidding. I will tell people that. Like, oh, how how are you 35 and you look like this? And I'm like, I wash my face every fucking day. I'm not even kidding.

Jeffy McJefferson 53:18

Okay, Ricker, who do you think the celebrity she most resembles?

SPEAKER_06 53:23

I don't, I, I don't know. I I she looks like her, she's my daughter. I don't know.

Jeffy McJefferson 53:29

Oh no, I understand that, but I mean we have the we have to get a perspective for Lister.

SPEAKER_06 53:36

I don't know. She's pretty, she's very pretty.

Jeffy McJefferson 53:40

Yeah, she is.

SPEAKER_06 53:40

I don't, I don't know who she I don't think she looks like anybody. She looks like her. That's that's the way I look at it. She's my baby, she looks like my baby. Um, it's that simple.

SPEAKER_05 53:53

And it is weird having kids and looking back on pictures of them when they're babies, and you're like, they look exactly the same, but completely different. That is a really weird phenomenon.

Jeffy McJefferson 54:07

Because I do have that on DVR to see who you're talking about. See who you're talking about.

SPEAKER_05 54:18

And I feel like listeners should definitely know that.

SPEAKER_06 54:20

Like, you don't look exactly the same.

SPEAKER_05 54:24

You don't really have a similar nose and like copy and uh and your ball's got some guinea in your skin.

Jeffy McJefferson 54:32

I I tell you what, I'll make the judge of that. I mean, she she may what why do you think you you're not as pretty as her? Seriously? It's not like you're you're a troll.

SPEAKER_05 54:44

No, I know I'm really pretty, honestly. You are I I do know that, but I feel like celebrities just have this, like they are they have this weird thing about them, this erythral thing about them, like they maybe suck child's blood, or like they might, they might just be touched by like skincare products that are so expensive that I could never imagine them. You know what I mean?

Jeffy McJefferson 55:14

Hey, let's do this. Mariah, who is the celebrity that you think Ricker is most resembles?

SPEAKER_05 55:23

Who dad most resembles is dad back in the day and John Stamos back in the day. Yes, when they were both in the 90s.

Jeffy McJefferson 55:39

When they were both in the 90s, Ricker, man, that's an ultimate compliment right there, dude.

SPEAKER_06 55:45

No, you know what?

Jeffy McJefferson 55:47

You know who hey dude, grow a mullet, man.

SPEAKER_06 55:49

Grow a mullet Booger from freaking Revenge of the Nerds. No, yeah, but yeah. No, no, you don't. Yeah, that that's probably closer to it. John Stamos, man. All right, not John Stamos, no.

SPEAKER_05 56:08

Dude, if you see my dad pictures in the 90s and John Stamos, you're like, same, same. Like he had the mullet, John had the mullet. There was like cut-off denim shorts happening, cut off t-shirts with like band names on them. I was like, am I watching Full House in my backyard? Like, I don't know what's happening.

Jeffy McJefferson 56:26

You know, holy hell, Ricker.

SPEAKER_06 56:29

No, I that's that's she's being complimentary, but it's kind of shaded. So take it with a big grain of salt.

SPEAKER_05 56:39

No, it's not shaded. I'm gonna say some fucked up shit about you later, but like in the Well, you ready to wrap this up, Jeffy?

Wrap-Up And Bedtime

Jeffy McJefferson 56:52

I think we are. Are you are you ready?

SPEAKER_06 56:55

Yeah, because I think I think there's children that need to go to bed pretty quick here.

Jeffy McJefferson 56:59

Okay, John Stamos. We'll do that then.

SPEAKER_06 57:02

Not John Stamos.

Jeffy McJefferson 57:04

It's not it's not I can't wait to get to get I can't wait to get that comb out from John Stamos. Zero man.

SPEAKER_05 57:15

You know what? More relaxed than you've been in a long time.

SPEAKER_06 57:18

Right. Well, I'm not doing it.

Jeffy McJefferson 57:20

You know, imagine so badass. I can't believe it. I can't can't wait.

SPEAKER_05 57:25

But you have to keep up your end of the bargain, Jeff. And I know this is hard for you, but you have to shower.

Jeffy McJefferson 57:31

I shower all the time. Don't worry. I'll shower. I'll shower for John Stamos. What are you gonna fucking kid me?

SPEAKER_03 57:39

That's what I'm saying. You have to shower for this celebrity.

Jeffy McJefferson 57:42

Oh, dude, I'll do it.

SPEAKER_06 57:45

Exit music. Do the exit.

Jeffy McJefferson 57:49

Do the exit now? Yes. Oh. Anything for John fucking Stamos, right? Okay.

SPEAKER_06 58:02

Autograph.

Jeffy McJefferson 58:04

Yeah, thanks for. Yeah, you gotta get Rick's autograph, man. This guy's like apparently. That's that's awesome.